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  • Original Air Date

    August 27, 2017

05:41 "Get 500 more"
05:58 "It will fade with time"
06:05 "Men without cocks"
07:18 "I think we're about to be the downtrodden"
10:03 "Maybe it still is"
11:01 "You can suck his magic cock later"
11:13 "Fuck off" (to Lannister guard)
11:40 "The only one who will need protecting is the one who gets in her way"
11:55 "It won't be me."
12:15 "I don't think I'm anyone's lord anymore, Podrick"
12:33 "And that would be double what now, exactly?"
12:45 "I put yourself at risk. Important difference"
13:15 "It's good to see you again" "Yeah, you too"
13:26 "Anyone touches it, I'll kill you first"
15:09 "Am I going to die in this shit city?"
15:13 "Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it"
15:17 "And some Clegane cunt to help see it through"
16:22 "You're even fucking uglier than I am now"
16:34 "You know who's coming for you"
19:19 Threatens to kill Yara if he doesn't submit to him
19:28 "I think we ought to deal with larger concerns" "Then why are you here?"
19:42 "He explained it at the end. Never explain. It always ruins it"
19:49 Talks about how dwarfs are killed at birth on the Iron Islands as a mercy for the parents
19:56 "Sit down or leave"
20:41 "We are perfectly capable of waging war without meeting face to face"
20:45 Kumbaya? LOL no
21:13 "I imagine for most of them it would be an improvement"
21:27 "It's another bad joke" regarding Jon's speech about the army of the dead
21:58 "Your capital will be safe until the Northern threat is dealt with. You have my word"
22:00 "The word of a would be usurper"
22:08 "There is no conversation that will undo the last 50 years. We have something to show you."
22:28 Yanks back the wights chain
22:35 Cuts the wight in half
23:36 Cuts the wight's arm off
24:30 Demonstrates how to burn the wight
24:47 "That is the fate of every person in the world."
24:50 Stabs wight with dragonglass knife
25:12 "There is only one war that matters -- the Great War And it is here."
25:56 "This is the only thing I've seen that terrifies me"
26:19 "I'm going back to my island. You should go back to yours."
27:25 "I would never ask it of you. You would never agree to it"
27:37 "I know Ned Stark's son will be true to his word." <-- someone has dragon egg on their face now
28:18 Refuses to accept the terms of the truth because he would be breaking his oath of fealty to his aunt.
28:31 "We will deal with whatever is left of you."
28:46 "It's been good to see you. I imagine next time will be across a battlefield."
28:56 "You're loyal to Sansa and her dolt brother."
29:02 Ironically, she denounces honor to get Jaime to do the right thing and talk to Cersei
29:51 "Have you ever considered learning to lie? Just a bit?"
30:06 "When enough people make false promises, word stop meaning anything"
30:20 "The more immediate problem is we're fucked"
30:31 Goes to speak with his sister alone in an attempt to salvage the summit
30:43 "I could have stayed in my cell and saved a great deal of trouble"
31:59 "At her, until she kicked me out"
32:09 "I'm about to step into a room with the most murderous woman in the world... Who's an idiot"
32:37 "I suppose we should say good-bye One idiot to another"
33:27 "She's your type of woman, a foreign whore who doesn't know her place"
34:15 "Oh poor little man. Your papa was mean to you."
34:55 "I will always be a threat. So put an end to me"
35:45 His glass
36:01 Cersei's glass
36:31 "I don't care. I loved them."
36:38 Tyrion's second glass
37:21 "Because I think she will make the world a better place."
37:30 "She chose an advisor who would check her worst impulses instead of feeding them."
37:33 "That's the difference between you"
38:51 "I respect what you did. I wish you hadn't done it, but I respect it."
39:51 "You're not like everyone else."
40:13 "Has it occurred to you she might not have been a reliable source of information?" <-- this is his best line of the series
40:49 "It appears Tyrion's sentiment was correct, we're fucked."
42:03 Tricks Daenerys into believing she will supply troops to the battle in the North
42:24 Tells Qyburn to (pretend to) call the banners
42:37 Learns that Jon bent the knee to Aunt Lover Dragon Queen
43:15 Implies that Jon may want to marry his aunt
43:25 About Jon: "He was named King in the North. He can be unnamed."
45:05 Plays his "little" game with Sansa about Arya
46:09 Comes up with a plan to get everyone North
46:23 "Perhaps you should fly to Winterfell, your Grace."
46:46 "If we're gonna be allies in this war, it's important for the Northerners to see us as allies."
48:18 "You've always known what was right."
48:48 "No, not compared to you."
49:47 "But you never lost him. He's a part of you."
50:19 "You don't need to choose. You're a Greyjoy, and you're a Stark."
50:42 "When I was Ramsay's prisoner, Yara tried to save me. She's the only one who tried to save me."
51:04 "So why are you still talking to me?" Go save your sister idiot!
51:21 "Load up. Load up lads, come on"
52:21 "So why in fuck's name should we listen to you?"
52:33 Strives to uphold Yara's pledge to Daenarys not to raid
52:46 Spits in his face
52:53 "Run away little Theon. It's what you do best."
53:03 Face punch
53:06 Attempts to punch him back. Whiff!
53:39 "Stay down, or I'll kill you."
53:44 Disregards Harrag's threat and gets back up
53:53 "I said, stay down, or I'll kill you." Threatens Theon again.
54:09 The Black Knight of Westeros isn't done fighting
54:21 Being a eunuch comes in handy for once!
54:42 Face punch after face punch
55:16 Wins back the support of his Ironborn crew
56:06 Bring Arya to hall
57:04 Honor demands that she defend her family
57:18 "Get on with it"
57:31 Uses his own game to get him exactly where she wants him - in the court room in front of his own bannermen. The player hath been played.
57:32 Realizes he's... the one on trial
58:03 "You murdered our aunt"
58:14 "You did it to take power in the Vale"
58:23 "You murdered Jon Arryn"
58:33 "You had Lysa tell our parents it was the Lannisters" to seed conflict
58:46 "You conspired with Cersei and Joffrey" to betray Ned
59:00 Lies and denies all the charges
59:04 Visions of Ned's betrayal
59:10 Exposes his lie
59:27 You lied about this knife belonging to Tyrion
59:38 Protected me? By selling me to the Boltons
59:50 It's also pretty witty too
59:50 Sometimes I play a little game... Turns it on him
60:06 You turn family against family
60:32 Commands him to escort him to the Vale
60:35 "I think not"
60:40 Begs for his life. Even on his knees, he's calculating
60:47 You betrayed my mother
60:55 You betrayed me
61:15 "Thank you for all your many lessons"
61:15 Found guilty of starting this whole show (for which we thank him)
61:18 Efficiency.
62:06 Ordering his commanders on the march North
62:27 "I always knew you were the stupidest Lannister"
62:35 "Are you a traitor or an Idiot?"
62:42 Comfortable lying under oath #BillClinton
63:02 "This isn't about noble houses"
63:53 "Someone wins... you understand that, don't you?"
64:37 "You should have listened about the importance of gold"
65:36 You conspired with Tyrion against me
65:50 "I intend to honor that pledge"
65:52 "That would be treason"
66:01 Stands bigly in his way
66:04 "I told you... no one walks away from me"
66:25 "Give the order then"
66:51 Jaime LITERALLY walks away from her.
66:51 Walks right past the big guy
66:51 Does not have it in her to kill either brother
66:51 "I don't believe you"
68:45 Remembers Sam's last name and more about him. "I remember everything"
69:00 "You're a good man"
69:43 "He can't do it alone. I'm here to help him"
70:30 Learns that Jon isn't a bastard after all
71:11 Wargs back to the secret wedding
71:50 Jon likes her.. and comes over
72:00 Dany lets him in (to the room)
72:05 Knows what's going on and thinks it's bad
72:33 Wargs back to the Tower of Joy to learn his name
72:34 Makin' out, nakey nakey
72:45 Some nice incest between Braids and Buns Targaryen
73:49 "You did the right thing"
74:05 "I was never going to be as good a lady as you"
74:15 "I never could have survived what you survied"
74:16 "You would have. You're the strongest person I know"
74:30 "Don't get used to it. You're still very strange and annoying"
75:00 Sister Act
75:00 Sister Act
75:37 Warging into his crows
76:40 "Crows keep telling me I'll get used to it"
76:45 The white walkers appear...
77:00 Leading the march of the dead on Eastwatch (via dragon)
77:00 Using magic to control the army and the dragon
78:10 Ice dragon!!!!
78:10 Ice dragon!!!!
78:30 RUN!!!
78:39 Burnin' dat wall
78:39 Burnin' dat wall
78:52 Burnin' dat wall again
78:52 Burnin' dat wall again
79:25 The Night's Watch is falling down
80:20 The Wall has been taken down and his army can now march south