"At least your balls won't freeze off"

"Because I have balls, and you don't"

"I warned you, Northeners don't much trust outsiders"

Scares/Impresses the Northmen with her dragons as they fly overhead while she and her army enters Winterfell

Reunites with Bran

"Winterfell is yours, your grace"

Learns that Viserion has become a wight dragon

Informs everyone that Viserion has become a wight dragon

Granted the use of additional wagons and horses to transport his people and stores to Winterfell from Last Hearth

Call the Night's Watch and Free Folk back from the castles on the Wall to Winterfell

"Your Grace. But you're not, are you?"

"Not important? We named you King in the North"

His authority has been questioned and Sansa does not offer support, only silence

"I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North"

"Thanks to his (Jon Snow's) courage, we have brought here the greatest army the world has ever seen"

Loses any goodwill his previous statements had made by announcing the Lannister army was approaching

Questions how they are supposed to feed this alleged "greatest army in the world" when they had only budgeted to feed the northmen

"Whatever they want"

Be careful with the dragonglass, they need every last piece of it

"Lady of WInterfell, that has a nice ring to it"

"So does 'Hand of the Queen', depending on the Queen"

Considers the death of Tyrion's (shit head) nephew at his own wedding, one of the highlights of the affair

"Many underestimated you, most of them are dead now"

"I used to think you were the cleverest man alive"

Reunites with Jon in Godswood

Reunites with Arya

"Have you ever used it?" / "Once or twice"

"Jealous?"

"She's (Sansa) the smartest person I've ever met"

"I'm defending our family, so is she (Sansa)"

"Don't forget that (you're a part of our family)"

She believes the army of the dead breaking through the wall is a positive development for her

Won't kill her because "they're family" and he would have no one left to talk to (everyone on his crew has had their tongue cut out)

"The last Greyjoys in the world. The last ones with balls anyway"

"You picked the losing side (by allying with Cersei)"

Promises to sail the Iron Fleet somewhere else if Cersei starts to lose either to Daenerys or the White Walkers

Killed members of the Golden Company after he cheated them at dice

20,000 men, 2,000 horses (unfortunately no elephants, we were hoping for elephants)

"They weren't good fighters, you won't miss them"

"You are a true friend of the crown"

Manipulates Euron into being the fall guy for her pregnancy with Jaime, while making Euron think that he manipulated her into banging him

"You want a whore? Buy one. You want a queen? Earn her"

"My heart is nearly broken"

"I've executed men for less" / "They were lesser men"

Bronn is with three prostitutes but is interrupted before he could make sweet love to all of them

The prostitutes won't stop talking about men who had died in the (lazily titled) "Loot Train Attack" when he survived and is paying them for their time

Tells him he's brave for shooting a dragon as she lustily mounts him

She's partial to older gentlemen

"The pox will take her in a year"

Orders the death of Tyrion and Jaime using Joffrey's crossbow (and one would assume as an homage to the murder of their father)

"Yeah well good luck with that (murdering Daenerys)"

"What would she (Cersei) do for the man who rids her of her treasonous brothers?"

"How do I compare to the fat King?"

"Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body"

(Accurately) Accuses her of incest with Jaime

"You might be the most arrogant man I've ever met. I like that"

One of the corpses was Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, so we're going to say he killed Mac

Axe to the head

Rescued by Theon

Rescues Yara

Headbutt, knocks his ass down

Helps him up after knocking him down

"You're my Queen, I go where you command"

Plans to retake the Iron Islands from Euron while he is distracted with Cersei. Daenerys will have somewhere to retreat to in case they are unable to hold the North

Theon goes North to fight with (for) the Starks

"What is dead may never die. But kill the bastards anyway"

"Beats an onion anyway" in reference to liking the Karstarks sigil

Takes it on the chin "Can't argue with that"

"The Northmen are loyal to Jon Snow, not to her (Daenerys)"

"A proposal is what I'm proposing"

An honorable man

A just woman

Jon and Daenerys won't want to listen to old men such as himself, Tyrion and Davos in matters like this

"I'm not that old, not as old as him"

"Respect is how young people keep you at a distance"

(Regarding Sansa) "If she can't respect me...."

The dragons aren't eating enough food

"Then I've enjoyed your company Jon Snow"

Rides a dragon

Jon becomes Rhaegal's dragonrider... Rhaegal, Rhaegar, I see what you did there GoT

Gains his dragonrider

"You've completely ruined horses for me"

"Keep your hands off my mommy!"

"Do you know who makes weapons for the wildlings? Cripplings and cocksuckers. Which one are you?"

"You left me to die" / "First I robbed you"

"You're a cold little bitch aren't you. Guess that's why you're still alive"

"That's a nice axe you've made him. You've gotten better"

C'mon man, don't make this weird

"Stay close to the forge then"

"Is that a command Lady Stark"

Needs Gendry to make her an unusual weapon

"I always knew you were just another rich girl"

"You don't know any other rich girls" (cue Hall & Oates)

Refuses to join Jon Snow's army to battle the living in the dead. He would rather stay in his WOODEN castle instead

Lord Glover has decided to remain in Deepwood Motte with his men

Corrects Jon that House Glover pledged to stand behind Jon Snow the King in the North, NOT House Stark

Tries to convince her that giving up his crown was worth the reinforcements that Daenerys has brought with her. Titles no longer matter with the Army of the Dead on the march

She affirms that she does have faith in Jon but believes his actions have not been worth giving up his crown

"She'll be a good queen. For all of us"

"She's not her father" / "No, she's much prettier"

"Did you bend the knee to protect the North, or because you love her?"

"The one who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."

"They could. They just wouldn't"

"It is my honor to serve you, your grace"

Daenerys is forced to tell Sam that she is responsible for the death of his father and brother IMMEDIATELY after praising him for saving Jorah's life and offering him a substantial reward

Gets his pardon

Finds out that his brother and father have been executed by Daenerys

"He (Jon) trusts you more than anyone"

Sam needs to tell Jon the truth about his parents

Reunites with Sam

Reunites with Jon

Challenges the hypocrisy of Jon supporting executing the Tarly's when he spared thousands of wildlings who refused to kneel

Sam reveals that Jon's true parents are Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark making him the heir to the Iron Throne. NOT Daenerys

FINALLY found out who his mother is and that he didn't actually know who his father was this whole time

"You gave up your crown to save your people. Would she do the same?

Enters a castle that clearly has been attacked by the Army of the Dead

Leads an expedition into a castle that clearly has been attacked by the Army of the Dead

"Stay back he's got blue eyes" / "I've always had blue eyes!"

Killed offscreen by the Night King, his remains arranged as a message to anyone who found it

Has added the smallfolk of House Umber to the Army of the Dead

Ned has become a wight, Beric stabs it with his flaming sword causing a spiral of limbs to also catch fire

Honored his promise to ride north and fight the Army of the Dead

Reminded of his past misdeeds by Bran waiting for him in the courtyard of Winterfell