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"It's not safe"

Discovers Jaime's body

Found his siblings remains

Discovers Cersei's body

Returns to Daenerys instead of fleeing after freeing Jaime during the Burningof King's Landing

"I freed my brother. And you slaughtered a city."

Steps down as Hand of the Queen

Throws his Hand of the Queen pin down the stairs when he resigns

Acknowledges he did the wrong thing by betraying Varys and acknowledges the cruel irony of facing execution himself

"Is there life after death?" / "Not that I've seen"

"I should be thankful. Oblivion is the best I could hope for."

"I did. and I would do it again now that I've seen what I've seen"

Insists that Tyrion didn't betray their Queen

"When she addressed her soldiers, did she sound like someone who was done fighting?"

Points out that while she is a genocidal conqueror, Tyrion was advising her up until this point. He is not blameless

"My father was evil, my sister was evil. Pile up all the bodies they are responsible for in their lives and it wouldn't be half as many as our beautiful queen slaughtered in a single day"

"Would you have done it (burn everything)?"

Does the Westerosi equivalent of the "First they came for the..." poem

"I konw you love yer, I love her too. Not as successfully as you..."

"Sometimes, duty is the death of love"

"You are the shield that guards the realms of men. And you've always tried to do the right thing"

"It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing"

"And your sisters. Do you see them bending the knee?"

"She doesn't get to choose" / "No, but you do. And you have to choose now."

"You are not here to speak"

"Jon committed his crime here, his fate is for our king to decide"

"We don't have a King or Queen" / "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one"

Doesn't want the throne, acknowledges he would be the worst choice

Proposes that Bran is the best choice to be King

"Who better to lead us into the future?"

"Sons of kings can be cruel... as you well know."

"That is the wheel our Queen wanted to break"

"All hail Bran the Broken... titles titles"

"You will be my hand"

"The world will always need a home for bastards and broken men"

"What we did" (was right)

"Ask me again in 10 years"

"I wouldn't be so sure, a few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world"

Begins serving as the Hand of the King for Bran

"I don't believe you're mentioned" (in reference to Tyrion's omission from A Song of Ice and Fire)

"We serve at your pleasure King Bran... titles titles"

"That will improve"

He has fully repaid his debt to Bronn

"It is time to start incurring a new one (debt)"

Find the best builders and get to work fixing the sewers

Clearly realizes what went down between his BFF and Jon Snow

His Queen very quickly figured out that he told Varys

Admits that telling Varys before Daenerys was a mistake

Implies that he was manipulated by Sansa into spreading secrets

Stands by his buddy Varys, despite the implications of that

Realizes that Varys is as good as dead

Admits to Varys that he informed the Queen

Puts his hand on his old friend's arm

Tells her not to destroy King's Landing as there are thousands of innocent people there

The Queen helps those who help themselves

"They're afraid. Anyone who resists Cercei will see his family butchered. You can't expect them to be heroes."

"What does it matter whose fault it is? Thousands of children will die if the city burns."

Informs him that mercy towards future generations might necessitate some dying now

Realizes that he really is not being listened to.

Last ditch effort: suggests that if the armies ring the bells then the city is hers

Leaves unsure if she'll listen to him or not, but we know that she doesn't

Learns from his Queen that Jaime hasn't abandoned Cersei

"The next time you fail me, will be the last time you fail me." Not Tyrion's day.

They cannot attack until daybreak at the earliest despite the Queen's wishes to begin the assault immediately

An Unsullied guard lets Tyrion struggle with Valyrian for a while before informing him that he spoke the Common Tongue

Leave him alone with the prisoner (Jaime)

Harangues him for not respecting his authority immediately because he is Hand of the Queen

"Did you consider taking it off?" (After Jaime raises his golden hand as answer to why he was captured)

Cersei is dead, unless you can convince her to change her course of action

Letting Cersei escape is motivated by saving the citizens of King's Landing not putting his family before his Queen

Cersei and Jaime's unborn baby is the reason she will never give an inch, not the reason she would consider fleeing like Tyrion believes

Describes a way for Jaime and Cersei to escape through the tunnel where Bronn took Jaime to meet Tyrion in the dungeons

Willing to be executed for betraying Daenerys if it means that the people of Kings Landing will be safe

You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster

Embrace for the last time

If the bells ring they've surrended, call off your men

The bells begin to ring, he gets what he wanted. The smallfolk won't be slaughtered

His faith in Daenerys was misplaced, she won't spare the smallfolk of King's Landing

"See, you're not the only one who's clever"

"I don't imagine thinking about that subject will leave you any happier than before"

"Then you're in luck. We may have to defeated them, but we still have us to contend with."

"Thank you, I feel much better"

"This is clever, even better than the saddle I designed for you"

"You know our history better than anyone"

"You shouldn't envy me. Mostly I live in the past."

"Drink!"

"Because it's my game"

"Drink!"

"Wrong wrong wrong! Drink!"

"Drink"

"No!"

"Pours his drink into Tormund's"

Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside

Land vs Sea trip breakdown

Happy that you finally have to climb for it

What's she like down there

Pair of tall blonde toughs

You're both a pair of C's

I will belt you

Punches him in the nose

Honors his old deal with Bronn (at least in word)

Sees through Sansa's dislike

"You'll be the true power"

She wants to make the world better

She'll lose the North

That never stopped a Targaryen

Mast to the head from one of the bolts

Offer to negotiate with Cersei

How could she not believe in destiny

Warns Varys not to talk treason

I don't think a wang is a qualification

Continues to try to find a way to peacefully resolve this

How many kings have you served? You flip flopper

I believe in our queen

Continues to stick up for Dany

Tries to avoid bloodshed of innocents

Walks up to talk to Cersei

Holds still while Cersei aims at him

Learns Cersei will not kill him

You don't care about your people

You've always loved your children

His peaceful compromising has failed

"And got your face cut in half"

"You'd diem there's nothing you can do"

"I could think of no organization less suited to my talents"

""Witty remarks won't make a difference"

From large wineskin

"Maybe we should have stayed married" / "You were the best of them."

"What a terrifying thought" (that he was Sansa's best husband)

Tyrion's split loyalties with Daenerys is why they would never work as a couple

We're gonna die but yer cute

By trusting Cersei when obviously no one should, he has weakened Daenerys' position

"Your Grace, I know my brother -- " / "Like you knew your sister?"

Sticks up for Jaime

"Whiche ither makes you a traitor or a fool." / "I was a fool" / "Not for the first time"

She will find a better Hand if he does not begin serving her better

"I suspect one of you will be wearing this before it's all over"

"And the masses rejoice"

Talks about how eventually Daenerys will be accepted by the Northmen

Owns his recent strategical mistakes and takes the blame

"She's always been good at using the truth to tell lies. I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. She's fooled me more than anybody"

"She never fooled you, you always knew exactly what she was, and you loved her anyway"

Finishes Tyrion's joke about how he wants to die (yay callbacks!)

A little dark joke about Cersei not getting the satisfaction of killing him. Then continues the bit about becoming undead and killing her

Tyrion is the correct person to be Hand of the Queen

Tyrion was always kind to her and is a good man

Wants to fight in the battle even though Daenerys wants him in the crypts

You're a thinker not a fighter babe

"If only we were trapped in a castle in the middle of winter, with nowhere to go"

For himself

For Ser Jaime

Wine

Jokes about how mortified their father would be knowing his sons were about to die defending WInterfell

Gets nostalgic about the first time they were at Winterfell and how much better everything was back then

"The perils of self betterment"

Jaime doesn't actually drink

Jokes about the decor and poor quality of the wine

for Podrick

"I think we might live"

"At least your balls won't freeze off"

"Because I have balls, and you don't"

"Thanks to his (Jon Snow's) courage, we have brought here the greatest army the world has ever seen"

Loses any goodwill his previous statements had made by announcing the Lannister army was approaching

Questions how they are supposed to feed this alleged "greatest army in the world" when they had only budgeted to feed the northmen

"Lady of WInterfell, that has a nice ring to it"

"So does 'Hand of the Queen', depending on the Queen"

Considers the death of Tyrion's (shit head) nephew at his own wedding, one of the highlights of the affair

"Many underestimated you, most of them are dead now"

"I used to think you were the cleverest man alive"

"Beats an onion anyway" in reference to liking the Karstarks sigil

"The Northmen are loyal to Jon Snow, not to her (Daenerys)"

"A proposal is what I'm proposing"

"I'm not that old, not as old as him"

"Respect is how young people keep you at a distance"