• Species

    Human

  • House

    Lannister

  • Status

    Alive

  • Points Last Season

    130

  • Episodes Appeared In

    60

  • Rookie Season

    1

  • Bio

    King Robert Baratheon's widow, mother of Kings Joffrey and Tommen Baratheon

Wed, Aug 9, 2017
Cersei had an up and down week, she got the gold she needs to repay the Iron Bank but her army has been annihilated and she's surrounded by her enemies. Now that I say it out loud she mostly had a down week. She has no way to get the gold to the Iron Bank so she won't be able to contract sell swords to reinforce Kings Landing.
Sun, Jun 5, 2016
It sure is nice to see the Lannister twins getting along. Too bad the Faith has stolen their influence over the King from them. But, hey, at least Jaime and Cersei banged off camera for the first time in a while. Owners must have been disappointed to not get the points but let's face it, she probably fulfilled the nudity requirement of the role last season with her walk of shame.
Wed, May 11, 2016
Cersei is flying off the rails (as is her custom) and threatening to kill everyone. She doesn't want to have a trial in front of 7 septons, when you have Zombie Clegane in your corner a trial by combat is definitely preferable.
Thu, May 5, 2016
After a shaky start, Cersei came out swinging. She's got the biggest dude in the Seven Kingdoms behind her and her last fuck died with Myrcella. She's going to do something very stupid and score a shit ton of points doing it - she's worth trying to trade for simply based on all the boozing she will be doing this season.
Tue, Apr 26, 2016
Cersei's needed some good news when she saw Jaime return from Dorne. The death of Myrcella is going to have severe impact on her mental health as she becomes increasingly fearful of the prophecy Maggy the Frog told her as a child. Cersei's got an ace up her sleeve, but her situation is getting increasingly desperate and she's too concerned with being the Queen that she is blind to the severity of her problems.
Tue, Apr 12, 2016
Cersei hit a low point last season. She was thoroughly embarassed in a way we haven't seen before. She's made lots of enemies, she was so busy making enemies she forgot to make any friends. Some of her schemes have worked out (Loras and Marge are in prison) but her power is far from secure. She's a risky pick that could pay off extremely well or she could rot in a cell half the season.
Episode Event Note
The Red Woman 26:00 Displayed bravery Describes her hardass method of coping with her mother's and daughter's deaths
The Red Woman 26:00 Appeared in the episode
The Red Woman 27:00 Displayed cowardice Wallows in sadness, says her daughter was good - nothing like herself
The Red Woman 27:30 Displayed cowardice Succumbs to accepting the dire prophecy of her life
Home 16:00 Appeared in the episode
Home 16:00 Displayed bravery "You are in my way"
Home 22:00 Displayed bravery "I'm glad to see you." No look. Cold as ice at midnight on like Mars.
Home 22:00 Took an alcoholic drink
Home 23:00 Displayed bravery Made up with her son
Oathbreaker 33:25 Appeared in the episode
Oathbreaker 34:12 Displayed bravery Says she wants a trial by combat
Oathbreaker 34:25 Displayed bravery Basically threatens all her enemies in Westeros
Oathbreaker 35:45 Insulted by Lady Olenna Tyrell Lets her know that she's not the queen, and makes a subtle jab at Lannister incest
Book of the Stranger 37:00 Appeared in the episode
Book of the Stranger 37:00 Insulted Grand Maester Pycelle "Why are you speaking to my son?"
Book of the Stranger 39:00 Insulted High Sparrow
Book of the Stranger 39:00 Displayed bravery Said the right things about Margaery
Book of the Stranger 39:00 Displayed bravery Comforted Tommen
Book of the Stranger 40:00 Displayed bravery "I am your mother, you can always trust me"
Book of the Stranger 40:00 Insulted by Lady Olenna Tyrell Dismissed her from entering Small Council meeting
Book of the Stranger 41:00 Insulted Ser Kevan Lannister "Well done to us then"
Book of the Stranger 41:00 Insulted by Lady Olenna Tyrell You've been publically shamed, what's left to work with?
Book of the Stranger 41:00 Displayed bravery Stood up to the Queen of Thorns
Book of the Stranger 41:00 Insulted Lady Olenna Tyrell "Well done to us then"
Book of the Stranger 42:00 Displayed bravery Appealed to Olenna and Kevan's parental feelings
Blood of My Blood 45:00 Appeared in the episode
Blood of My Blood 45:00 Displayed bravery "Show them what Lannisters are"
Blood of My Blood 46:00 Displayed bravery Getting fresh with bro
The Broken Man 18:00 Insulted by Lady Olenna Tyrell Blames her for entire Sparrow fiasco
The Broken Man 18:00 Appeared in the episode
The Broken Man 18:00 Insulted Lady Olenna Tyrell Accused her of leaving her family
The Broken Man 18:00 Displayed cowardice Knows she's in the same hole she dug herself in
The Broken Man 19:00 Displayed bravery Won't abandon her son
The Broken Man 19:00 Insulted by Lady Olenna Tyrell "I wonder if you're the worst person I've ever met"
The Broken Man 20:00 Insulted by Lady Olenna Tyrell "You've lost, Cersei"
No One 14:19 Appeared in the episode
No One 14:38 Insulted Qyburn Makes fun of the way he delivers news
No One 15:15 Insulted Lancel Lannister Refuses to go with him to meet the High Sparrow, insists he come to her instead
No One 15:22 Insulted Lancel Lannister "It is a request, you are asking for something and I am refusing."
No One 15:44 Insulted Lancel Lannister "Get out"
No One 16:08 Displayed bravery "I choose violence"
No One 16:53 Insulted Lancel Lannister "Please tell his Holiness, he is welcome to visit any time"
No One 25:35 Insulted by Ser Kevan Lannister Fills her in on the King's announcement after she's demanded to know why she wasn't informed
No One 26:04 Insulted by Ser Kevan Lannister Forces Cersei to stand with the other ladies of the court instead of by the throne
The Winds of Winter 06:04 Appeared in the episode
The Winds of Winter 14:30 Poured an alcoholic drink
The Winds of Winter 21:23 Killed High Sparrow Wild Fire
The Winds of Winter 21:23 Killed Queen Margaery Tyrell Wild Fire
The Winds of Winter 21:23 Killed Ser Loras Tyrell Wild Fire
The Winds of Winter 21:23 Killed Lancel Lannister Wild Fire
The Winds of Winter 21:23 Killed Lord Mace Tyrell Wild Fire
The Winds of Winter 21:23 Killed Unnamed Human Wild Fire
The Winds of Winter 21:23 Killed Unnamed Human Wild Fire
The Winds of Winter 21:23 Killed Unnamed Human Wild Fire
The Winds of Winter 21:23 Killed Unnamed Human Wild Fire
The Winds of Winter 21:23 Killed Unnamed Human Wild Fire
The Winds of Winter 21:23 Killed Ser Kevan Lannister Wild Fire
The Winds of Winter 21:57 Took an alcoholic drink
The Winds of Winter 22:20 Poured an alcoholic drink On Unella's face
The Winds of Winter 22:37 Poured an alcoholic drink On Unella's face
The Winds of Winter 23:08 Displayed bravery Talks about how she's only going to do things that feel good from now on
The Winds of Winter 24:38 Insulted Septa Unella My face will be the last thing you ever see
The Winds of Winter 25:41 Sentenced Septa Unella to death
The Winds of Winter 31:01 Displayed bravery Demands to see her deceased son
The Winds of Winter 31:45 Displayed cowardice Won't give Tommen a funeral, insists on a cremation
The Winds of Winter 67:00 Displayed bravery Crowns herself Queen
Dragonstone 20:07 Threatened King Jon Snow Come to Kings Landing or else
Dragonstone 20:07 Appeared in the episode
Dragonstone 20:07 Issued a command to King Jon Snow Via Raven, Cersei orders Jon to come to Kings Landing and swear fealty or be destroyed
Dragonstone 22:17 Insulted Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Blames Jaime for Tyrion's escape and his joining forces with Daenerys
Dragonstone 22:36 Advised by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Predicts Daenerys will land at Dragonstone
Dragonstone 22:47 Insulted Ellaria Sand Calls the Sand Snakes a brood of bitches
Dragonstone 22:47 Insulted Lady Olenna Tyrell Calls her an old cunt
Dragonstone 22:55 Insulted King Jon Snow Calls him a bastard
Dragonstone 22:59 Insulted Lady Sansa Stark Calls her a murdering whore
Dragonstone 23:17 Advised by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Advises Cersei on their position in Westeros
Dragonstone 24:06 Poured an alcoholic drink Wine
Dragonstone 24:13 Insulted King Tommen Baratheon Calls him a traitor
Dragonstone 24:30 Advised by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Appeals to their lack of allies currently
Dragonstone 26:05 Gave advice to Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Reminds Jaime that the Greyjoys have ships while the Freys do not. And that they're good at killing
Dragonstone 26:06 Praised King Euron Greyjoy Calls his branch of the Greyjoy family a better and stronger ally
Dragonstone 28:42 Teased King Euron Greyjoy Calls him arrogant
Dragonstone 28:43 Teased by King Euron Greyjoy Reminds her she isn't humble either
Dragonstone 28:49 Praised by King Euron Greyjoy Appeals to her ego
Dragonstone 29:43 Insulted King Euron Greyjoy Declines his proposal
Dragonstone 43:26 Threatened by Arya Stark "I'm going to kill the Queen"
Stormborn 14:32 Appeared in the episode
Stormborn 14:50 Dropped a witty line Knows exactly what to say to motivate Westerosi
Stormborn 15:09 Insulted Lady Olenna Tyrell Olenna rewards loyalty with betrayal
Stormborn 15:14 Insulted Queen Daenerys Targaryen Dany is just like her father.
Stormborn 22:15 Learned of positive development This big crossbow just might work
The Queen's Justice 22:50 Appeared in the episode
The Queen's Justice 23:10 Learned of positive development Receives Euron's gift
The Queen's Justice 23:35 Insulted by Ellaria Sand Spit
The Queen's Justice 23:40 Praised King Euron Greyjoy He's the greatest captain
The Queen's Justice 23:55 Teased by King Euron Greyjoy "You deserve more than a friend..."
The Queen's Justice 25:45 Insulted Ellaria Sand Recounts Oberyn's death in the presence of The Mountain. "It must be awful"
The Queen's Justice 27:00 Acted honorably Shows her true heart in regards to her children. Her only human component
The Queen's Justice 27:09 Praised Tyene Sand "A perfect Dornish beauty"
The Queen's Justice 27:30 Insulted Ellaria Sand It must be frustrating
The Queen's Justice 27:40 Threatened Ellaria Sand "Do you feel powerful now?"
The Queen's Justice 28:10 Threatened Ellaria Sand Describes the ways she could kill them
The Queen's Justice 28:32 Displayed affection with Tyene Sand Kisses her on the lips
The Queen's Justice 28:48 Praised Qyburn "Qyburn is the cleverest man I know"
The Queen's Justice 29:20 Tortured Ellaria Sand Describes the agony she will undergo
The Queen's Justice 29:25 Threatened Ellaria Sand "We will force food down your throat"
The Queen's Justice 29:50 Ordered subordinates Change the torches
The Queen's Justice 30:00 Killed Tyene Sand Tyene is going to die
The Queen's Justice 30:00 Completed a long personal quest Revenge against Ellaria, murderer of her only daughter
The Queen's Justice 30:30 Displayed affection with Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Comes in and starts making out
The Queen's Justice 30:45 Had sex with Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Yup... they doin' it
The Queen's Justice 31:10 Displayed affection with Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" One more kiss
The Queen's Justice 31:22 Dropped a witty line "I'm the Queen of the 7 kingdoms, I'll do as I please"
The Queen's Justice 31:40 Issued a command to Bernadette "We'll need fresh sheets for the bed"
The Queen's Justice 31:52 Poured an alcoholic drink
The Queen's Justice 31:59 Praised by Tycho Nestoris Tommen was a fine boy
The Queen's Justice 32:02 Took an alcoholic drink
The Queen's Justice 32:04 Praised by Tycho Nestoris "The first queen of the Seven Kingdoms"
The Queen's Justice 32:25 Dropped a witty line Forces Tycho to get to the point
The Queen's Justice 32:55 Insulted by Tycho Nestoris Vocalizes her bankruptcy and bad positioning
The Queen's Justice 33:00 Dropped a witty line "A fancy way of saying 'bet'"
The Queen's Justice 33:45 Manipulated Tycho Nestoris Knows how to take advantage of the Braavosi's monetary disposition and risk averseness... to her advantage
The Queen's Justice 34:20 Praised by Tycho Nestoris "Your father's daughter indeed"
The Queen's Justice 59:55 Insulted by Lady Olenna Tyrell Your sister's cruelty is beyond imagination. She's a monster.
The Queen's Justice 61:04 Insulted by Lady Olenna Tyrell She's a disease
The Queen's Justice 61:15 Sentenced Lady Olenna Tyrell to death Cersei demanded Olenna be killed
The Spoils of War 06:55 Appeared in the episode
The Spoils of War 07:05 Praised by Tycho Nestoris Calls her more effective and efficient than her father
The Spoils of War 07:12 Poured an alcoholic drink
The Spoils of War 07:14 Took an alcoholic drink
The Spoils of War 07:21 Dropped a witty line "We must devise a way to raise their spirits"
The Spoils of War 08:02 Learned of positive development Gets the Iron Bank's support
The Spoils of War 34:21 Praised by Missandei of Naath "We believe in her... She is the queen we chose."
Eastwatch 07:07 Appeared in the episode
Eastwatch 07:07 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "That's Cersei Lannister, not me"
Eastwatch 08:29 Insulted by Tyrion Lannister "Murdered her rightful Queen and destroyed House Tyrell for all time"
Eastwatch 08:40 Praised by Lord Randyll Tarly "Say what you will... she was born in Westeros, lived here all her life"
Eastwatch 12:26 Learned of negative development She needs a new army
Eastwatch 12:42 Advised by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Tries to describe the ferocity of the Dothraki, doesn't believe any army could defeat them in the field
Eastwatch 13:11 Insulted Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Sarcastically asks how peace negotiations would go after Daenerys' victory on the field of fire
Eastwatch 14:15 Learned of negative development Regrets listening to Jaime and wishes she had sentenced Olenna to a more violent death
Eastwatch 14:28 Displayed bravery "So we fight and die or submit and die. I know my choice"
Eastwatch 14:33 Insulted Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "A soldier should know his"
Eastwatch 42:58 Displayed affection with Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Kiss
Eastwatch 43:06 Manipulated Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" With the news of the baby (which she could be lying about...) she has given Jaime new cause to be loyal to her and thus prevented him coming to his senses
The Dragon and the Wolf 08:51 Appeared in the episode
The Dragon and the Wolf 09:07 Issued a command to Ser Gregor "The Mountain That Rides" Clegane
The Dragon and the Wolf 19:56 Issued a command to King Euron Greyjoy "Sit down or leave"
The Dragon and the Wolf 20:45 Teased Tyrion Lannister Kumbaya? LOL no
The Dragon and the Wolf 21:13 Dropped a witty line "I imagine for most of them it would be an improvement"
The Dragon and the Wolf 21:27 Insulted King Jon Snow "It's another bad joke" regarding Jon's speech about the army of the dead
The Dragon and the Wolf 21:58 Threatened by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Your capital will be safe until the Northern threat is dealt with. You have my word"
The Dragon and the Wolf 22:00 Insulted Queen Daenerys Targaryen "The word of a would be usurper"
The Dragon and the Wolf 22:08 Advised by Tyrion Lannister "There is no conversation that will undo the last 50 years. We have something to show you."
The Dragon and the Wolf 24:47 Advised by King Jon Snow "That is the fate of every person in the world."
The Dragon and the Wolf 25:12 Advised by King Jon Snow "There is only one war that matters -- the Great War And it is here."
The Dragon and the Wolf 27:25 Dropped a witty line "I would never ask it of you. You would never agree to it"
The Dragon and the Wolf 27:37 Praised King Jon Snow "I know Ned Stark's son will be true to his word." <-- someone has dragon egg on their face now
The Dragon and the Wolf 28:31 Threatened King Jon Snow "We will deal with whatever is left of you."
The Dragon and the Wolf 33:27 Insulted Tyrion Lannister "She's your type of woman, a foreign whore who doesn't know her place"
The Dragon and the Wolf 34:15 Insulted Tyrion Lannister "Oh poor little man. Your papa was mean to you."
The Dragon and the Wolf 34:55 Manipulated by Tyrion Lannister "I will always be a threat. So put an end to me"
The Dragon and the Wolf 37:33 Insulted by Tyrion Lannister "That's the difference between you"
The Dragon and the Wolf 42:03 Manipulated Queen Daenerys Targaryen Tricks Daenerys into believing she will supply troops to the battle in the North
The Dragon and the Wolf 42:24 Issued a command to Qyburn Tells Qyburn to (pretend to) call the banners
The Dragon and the Wolf 62:27 Insulted Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "I always knew you were the stupidest Lannister"
The Dragon and the Wolf 62:35 Insulted Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "Are you a traitor or an Idiot?"
The Dragon and the Wolf 62:42 Acted dishonorably Comfortable lying under oath #BillClinton
The Dragon and the Wolf 63:53 Insulted by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "Someone wins... you understand that, don't you?"
The Dragon and the Wolf 64:37 Insulted Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "You should have listened about the importance of gold"
The Dragon and the Wolf 65:36 Insulted Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" You conspired with Tyrion against me
The Dragon and the Wolf 65:52 Threatened Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "That would be treason"
The Dragon and the Wolf 66:04 Threatened Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "I told you... no one walks away from me"
The Dragon and the Wolf 66:51 Learned of negative development Jaime LITERALLY walks away from her.
The Dragon and the Wolf 66:51 Insulted by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "I don't believe you"
The Dragon and the Wolf 66:51 Displayed cowardice Does not have it in her to kill either brother