• Species

    Human

  • House

    Lannister

  • Status

    Alive

  • Points Last Season

    555

  • Episodes Appeared In

    68

  • Rookie Season

    1

  • Bio

    Served as Hand of the King for King Joffrey Baratheon, Queen Daenerys Targaryen, and King Bran the Broken

Sun, Jun 5, 2016
After taking last week off, I expect Tyrion to have another excellent week assuming the Queen and her new army of Dothraki return to Meereen. He's been a top scorer every season of the Fantasy League of Ice and Fire's history and that will continue to be the case unless Cersei finally gets her mitts on her little brother.
Wed, May 11, 2016
He had a bad week, Grey Worm hit him with that killer burn and he couldn't drink his way to a higher point total. He will continue to drink and know things going forward.
Thu, May 5, 2016
Tyrion touched a dragon and only shit his pants a little. He's the #2 scorer and will probably regain the top spot next week (unless Melisandre brings someone else back from the dead...)
Tue, Apr 12, 2016
After a season on the run before arriving in Meereen life is only going to be more difficult for Tyrion. He's now the ruler pro tempore while Danaerys is off discovering how to get her groove back. Always good for a few sick burns in any scene he appears in. Could potentially score some points knocking off a few Sons of the Harpy too.
Episode Event Note
The Red Woman 34:00 Insulted Lord Varys "The Spider" "Because you don't have a cock."
The Red Woman 34:00 Displayed bravery "We cannot fix the city from high in the pyramid."
The Red Woman 34:00 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" "I used to steal from men like you."
The Red Woman 34:00 Appeared in the episode
The Red Woman 35:00 Displayed bravery Shows kindness to poor woman, even though he gets it wrong.
The Red Woman 36:00 Displayed bravery "We can't fight an enemy we don't know."
Home 24:00 Displayed cowardice Everything is wrong with the city he was supposed to be running.
Home 24:00 Appeared in the episode
Home 24:00 Insulted Lord Varys "The Spider" Dick joke
Home 24:00 Took an alcoholic drink
Home 25:00 Displayed bravery "It's what I do. I drink and I know things"
Home 25:00 Poured an alcoholic drink
Home 25:00 Took an alcoholic drink
Home 25:00 Finished an alcoholic drink
Home 25:00 Displayed bravery Was the expert on dragons.
Home 26:00 Displayed bravery Bravely approaches the dragons in captivity.
Home 26:00 Finished an alcoholic drink
Home 28:00 Displayed bravery Successfully frees the dragons.
Oathbreaker 28:53 Appeared in the episode
Oathbreaker 29:20 Finished an alcoholic drink
Oathbreaker 29:47 Displayed bravery Invents a wise man quote on the spot
Oathbreaker 30:00 Poured an alcoholic drink
Oathbreaker 30:15 Insulted by Grey Worm "Games are for children."
Oathbreaker 30:23 Took an alcoholic drink
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Insulted Grey Worm "How has the military approach been working?"
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Insulted by Yezzan zo Qaggaz
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Insulted by Missandei of Naath "And how many days were you a slave?"
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" Gave him the ol' "you got served" look
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Appeared in the episode
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Displayed bravery "We make peace with our enemies, not our friends"
Book of the Stranger 17:00 Insulted Yezzan zo Qaggaz "I was born richer than all of you"
Book of the Stranger 17:00 Displayed bravery Made an offer of peace to the Masters
Book of the Stranger 18:00 Displayed bravery Gave the masters prositutes
Book of the Stranger 18:00 Insulted Yezzan zo Qaggaz "Fine, fine but you'll do it all the same"
Book of the Stranger 19:00 Insulted by Missandei of Naath "Perhaps I should translate for you"
Book of the Stranger 19:00 Displayed bravery Spoke terrible Valyrian
Book of the Stranger 19:00 Insulted Yezzan zo Qaggaz "See if it isn't as good as before"
Book of the Stranger 22:00 Displayed bravery "I trust their self interest"
Book of the Stranger 22:00 Insulted by Grey Worm "My loyalty is to the Queen, not you"
Book of the Stranger 23:00 Displayed bravery "Their contempt is their weakness"
The Door 33:00 Poured an alcoholic drink
The Door 33:00 Appeared in the episode
The Door 33:00 Displayed bravery Has a plan for the city
The Door 35:00 Took an alcoholic drink
The Door 36:00 Displayed bravery "Ideally, not too many of her followers will be burned"
No One 12:56 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" Is it?
No One 12:56 Appeared in the episode
No One 13:01 Displayed bravery Very pleased with himself based on the success of his plan so far
No One 13:07 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" Shaving with a straight razor can still cut your throat
No One 13:12 Insulted Lord Varys "The Spider" Spoken like a man who has never had to shave
No One 13:26 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" If I don't return, you'll know I was wrong
No One 13:49 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" Can't be seen with the most famous dwarf in the city
No One 13:58 Displayed bravery The most famous dwarf in the world
No One 28:45 Took an alcoholic drink
No One 28:46 Finished an alcoholic drink
No One 29:00 Poured an alcoholic drink
No One 29:01 Poured an alcoholic drink
No One 29:07 Insulted Missandei of Naath How come neither of you drink?
No One 29:07 Insulted Grey Worm How come neither of you drink?
No One 29:09 Insulted by Grey Worm Refuses to drink with Tyrion
No One 29:33 Insulted Missandei of Naath That's how you know its working
No One 29:52 Displayed bravery Toasts their queen
No One 29:53 Took an alcoholic drink
No One 29:56 Finished an alcoholic drink
No One 30:11 Poured an alcoholic drink
No One 30:26 Displayed bravery The Imp's Delight vineyard
No One 30:27 Took an alcoholic drink
No One 31:19 Displayed bravery Tells a bad joke
No One 31:50 Took an alcoholic drink
No One 46:05 Displayed bravery Admits his plan was bad and he was wrong about the Masters
No One 46:12 Insulted by Grey Worm Tells Tyrion to shut up
No One 46:17 Insulted by Grey Worm Tells Tyrion he doesn't know how to lead the army
Battle of the Bastards 05:00 Appeared in the episode
Battle of the Bastards 05:00 Displayed cowardice Clearly not in control
Battle of the Bastards 05:00 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "The city's on the rise?"
Battle of the Bastards 06:00 Displayed bravery History buff
Battle of the Bastards 11:00 Displayed bravery "We love ships"
Battle of the Bastards 13:00 Displayed bravery "Tell your people what happened here"
Battle of the Bastards 29:00 Insulted Theon Greyjoy "How have things been going for you since then?"
Battle of the Bastards 29:00 Insulted Theon Greyjoy Agrees Theon is not fit to rule
The Winds of Winter 48:00 Appeared in the episode
The Winds of Winter 48:31 Displayed bravery Tries to comfort Dany about leaving Daario behind
The Winds of Winter 50:19 Displayed cowardice Gives speech about being cynical
The Winds of Winter 51:14 Displayed bravery Promoted to Hand of the Queen
Dragonstone 55:50 Appeared in the episode
Stormborn 05:00 Appeared in the episode
Stormborn 05:51 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen "You're not here to be queen of the ashes" and further advice
Stormborn 07:00 Acted honorably Comes to Varys' defense because he believes he is good and just
Stormborn 11:26 Dropped a witty line "Doesn't really roll off the tongue"
Stormborn 12:35 Praised Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "I like Jon Snow"
Stormborn 12:39 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Jon Snow would make a valuable ally
Stormborn 12:57 Issued a command by Queen Daenerys Targaryen Orders Tyrion to send a raven north
Stormborn 13:45 Praised by Queen Sansa Stark "Tyrion's not like the other Lannisters." Kind of a low bar, but he'll take what he can get
Stormborn 22:40 Insulted by Ellaria Sand "If you're scared, crawl back to your hole."
Stormborn 22:46 Insulted Ellaria Sand "We don't poison little girls"
Stormborn 22:51 Insulted by Ellaria Sand "There are no innocent Lannisters"
Stormborn 22:55 Insulted by Ellaria Sand "My only regret is Oberyn died fighting for you"
Stormborn 23:08 Praised by Queen Daenerys Targaryen Quotes his advice
Stormborn 24:13 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Our army should be Westerosi" also devises the whole war plan
Stormborn 24:46 Teased by Lady Olenna Tyrell "So you're using our armies... why did you bring your own?"
The Queen's Justice 04:20 Appeared in the episode
The Queen's Justice 04:37 Teased Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "The Bastard of Winterfell"
The Queen's Justice 04:38 Teased by Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "The Dwarf of Casterly Rock"
The Queen's Justice 06:36 Dropped a witty line "Does Sansa miss me terribly?"
The Queen's Justice 06:47 Praised Queen Sansa Stark "She's much smarter than she lets on"
The Queen's Justice 07:04 Dropped a witty line "A long and bloody tale. To be honest, I was drunk."
The Queen's Justice 07:23 Teased Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "Stark men don't fare well when they travel South"
The Queen's Justice 07:50 Dropped a witty line "I'd say you get used to them, but you never really do"
The Queen's Justice 14:00 Dropped a witty line "almost..."
The Queen's Justice 15:00 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Clarifies Jon's sentiment for Dany
The Queen's Justice 15:10 Praised Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th Doesn't think he's a liar or mad
The Queen's Justice 20:15 Learned of negative development Learns that his master plan has faltered
The Queen's Justice 35:00 Teased Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "You're a lot better at brooding than I am"
The Queen's Justice 35:01 Dropped a witty line "You're making me think I'm failing at brooding over failure"
The Queen's Justice 36:11 Dropped a witty line "I trust the eyes of an honest man more than what everybody knows"
The Queen's Justice 36:30 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "People's minds aren't made for problems that large"
The Queen's Justice 37:13 Dropped a witty line "Children are not their fathers, luckily for all of us"
The Queen's Justice 37:38 Praised Queen Daenerys Targaryen "She protects people from monsters, just as you do"
The Queen's Justice 38:00 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th He needs to ask something reasonable
The Queen's Justice 38:01 Acted honorably Offers to help Jon because he knows he is honorable, and it's the right thing to do
The Queen's Justice 38:30 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Advises Dany to help Jon with the Dragonglass
The Queen's Justice 39:00 Teased by Queen Daenerys Targaryen Calls him out for quoting himself
The Queen's Justice 52:10 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen You'd be alone for who knows how long
The Queen's Justice 52:50 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Describes with intimate detail what will happen
The Queen's Justice 53:50 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Describes his plan of attack in the sewars
The Queen's Justice 54:40 Dropped a witty line "Give me 10 good men..."
The Queen's Justice 55:17 Praised Queen Daenerys Targaryen "They will be fighting for you" so they will win
The Spoils of War 26:26 Appeared in the episode
The Spoils of War 27:19 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Your 'strategy' has lost us..."
The Spoils of War 27:43 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Tyrion tells Dany not to go into battle herself
The Spoils of War 27:44 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen Ignores Tyron's advice
The Spoils of War 46:19 Insulted by Qhono "Your people can't fight"
The Spoils of War 49:25 Insulted Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "you f*cking idiot"
Eastwatch 05:50 Appeared in the episode
Eastwatch 08:21 Insulted Lord Randyll Tarly "She wasn't your queen until recently, though, was she?"
Eastwatch 08:29 Insulted Queen Cersei Lannister "Murdered her rightful Queen and destroyed House Tyrell for all time"
Eastwatch 08:29 Insulted Lord Randyll Tarly "So it appears your allegiance is somewhat flexible"
Eastwatch 08:48 Insulted by Lord Randyll Tarly "You on the other hand, murdered your own father"
Eastwatch 09:08 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Perhaps he could take the Black, your Grace"
Eastwatch 09:51 Gave advice to Dickon Tarley "You are the future of your house... bend the knee"
Eastwatch 10:23 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen She is not listening to his advice anymore
Eastwatch 23:38 Took an alcoholic drink
Eastwatch 23:47 Took an alcoholic drink 2nd Drink
Eastwatch 23:57 Took an alcoholic drink 3rd Drink
Eastwatch 24:02 Advised by Lord Varys "The Spider" "I was only a purveyor of information... I wasn't burning them alive"
Eastwatch 24:40 Poured an alcoholic drink
Eastwatch 24:48 Advised by Lord Varys "The Spider" "You need to find a way to make her listen"
Eastwatch 25:02 Dropped a witty line "What's it say?"
Eastwatch 26:08 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th Bring the dead to Cersei
Eastwatch 26:42 Advised by Lord Varys "The Spider" It would be impossible to guarantee their safety on the off chance Cersei even granted them an audience
Eastwatch 26:50 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Cersei only listens to Jaime, so he needs to meet with Jaime and convince hiim
Eastwatch 31:38 Dropped a witty line "Last time I was hear I killed my father..."
Eastwatch 31:39 Teased by Lord Davos Seaworth "Last time I was hear you killed my Son" and somehow not in an insulting way
Eastwatch 33:18 Praised Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Praises his battle plan for defeating him
Eastwatch 33:30 Threatened by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "If I ever saw you again I'd cut you in half"
Eastwatch 33:34 Dropped a witty line "It'll take you a while with a sparring sword"
Eastwatch 34:00 Gave advice to Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Daenerys will win the war
Eastwatch 39:53 Dropped a witty line "Fish hook. Some men you just can't teach"
Eastwatch 45:38 Teased Ser Jorah Mormont "Nobody glowers quite like you"
Eastwatch 46:06 Praised Ser Jorah Mormont "Our queen needs you"
Beyond The Wall 19:42 Praised by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Do you know what I like about you? You're not a hero"
Beyond The Wall 19:42 Appeared in the episode
Beyond The Wall 20:24 Teased Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Oh, I suppose he gazes at you lovingly because he longs for a successful military alliance"
Beyond The Wall 20:35 Praised by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "I know you're brave. I wouldn't have chosen a coward for my hand"
Beyond The Wall 21:32 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen No traps
Beyond The Wall 22:52 Insulted Queen Daenerys Targaryen You have been known to be impulsive
Beyond The Wall 23:12 Threatened by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "One could be forgiven for thinking you're taking your family's side in this debate"
Beyond The Wall 45:21 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen "You can't win the throne if you're dead"
Beyond The Wall 45:46 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "You told me to do nothing before. I'm not doing nothing again."
The Dragon and the Wolf 07:39 Appeared in the episode
The Dragon and the Wolf 12:15 Dropped a witty line "I don't think I'm anyone's lord anymore, Podrick"
The Dragon and the Wolf 12:45 Teased by Lord Bronn of the Blackwater "I put yourself at risk. Important difference"
The Dragon and the Wolf 13:15 Praised Lord Bronn of the Blackwater "It's good to see you again" "Yeah, you too"
The Dragon and the Wolf 15:13 Insulted by Sandor "The Hound" Clegane "Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it"
The Dragon and the Wolf 15:17 Dropped a witty line "And some Clegane cunt to help see it through"
The Dragon and the Wolf 19:28 Insulted by King Euron Greyjoy "I think we ought to deal with larger concerns" "Then why are you here?"
The Dragon and the Wolf 19:42 Insulted King Euron Greyjoy "He explained it at the end. Never explain. It always ruins it"
The Dragon and the Wolf 19:49 Insulted by King Euron Greyjoy Talks about how dwarfs are killed at birth on the Iron Islands as a mercy for the parents
The Dragon and the Wolf 20:41 Dropped a witty line "We are perfectly capable of waging war without meeting face to face"
The Dragon and the Wolf 20:45 Teased by Queen Cersei Lannister Kumbaya? LOL no
The Dragon and the Wolf 22:08 Gave advice to Queen Cersei Lannister "There is no conversation that will undo the last 50 years. We have something to show you."
The Dragon and the Wolf 29:51 Insulted Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "Have you ever considered learning to lie? Just a bit?"
The Dragon and the Wolf 30:20 Insulted Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "The more immediate problem is we're fucked"
The Dragon and the Wolf 30:31 Displayed bravery Goes to speak with his sister alone in an attempt to salvage the summit
The Dragon and the Wolf 30:43 Dropped a witty line "I could have stayed in my cell and saved a great deal of trouble"
The Dragon and the Wolf 32:09 Dropped a witty line "I'm about to step into a room with the most murderous woman in the world... Who's an idiot"
The Dragon and the Wolf 32:37 Praised by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "I suppose we should say good-bye One idiot to another"
The Dragon and the Wolf 33:27 Insulted by Queen Cersei Lannister "She's your type of woman, a foreign whore who doesn't know her place"
The Dragon and the Wolf 34:15 Insulted by Queen Cersei Lannister "Oh poor little man. Your papa was mean to you."
The Dragon and the Wolf 34:55 Manipulated Queen Cersei Lannister "I will always be a threat. So put an end to me"
The Dragon and the Wolf 35:45 Poured an alcoholic drink His glass
The Dragon and the Wolf 35:49 Took an alcoholic drink
The Dragon and the Wolf 35:50 Finished an alcoholic drink
The Dragon and the Wolf 36:01 Poured an alcoholic drink Cersei's glass
The Dragon and the Wolf 36:31 Praised King Tommen Baratheon "I don't care. I loved them."
The Dragon and the Wolf 36:38 Poured an alcoholic drink Tyrion's second glass
The Dragon and the Wolf 36:45 Took an alcoholic drink
The Dragon and the Wolf 37:21 Praised Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Because I think she will make the world a better place."
The Dragon and the Wolf 37:30 Praised Queen Daenerys Targaryen "She chose an advisor who would check her worst impulses instead of feeding them."
The Dragon and the Wolf 37:33 Insulted Queen Cersei Lannister "That's the difference between you"
The Dragon and the Wolf 72:05 Learned of negative development Knows what's going on and thinks it's bad
Winterfell 07:11 Appeared in the episode
Winterfell 07:17 Teased Lord Varys "The Spider" "At least your balls won't freeze off"
Winterfell 07:26 Teased Lord Varys "The Spider" "Because I have balls, and you don't"
Winterfell 12:49 Gave advice to Lady Lyanna Mormont "Thanks to his (Jon Snow's) courage, we have brought here the greatest army the world has ever seen"
Winterfell 13:07 Learned of negative development Loses any goodwill his previous statements had made by announcing the Lannister army was approaching
Winterfell 13:29 Insulted by Queen Sansa Stark Questions how they are supposed to feed this alleged "greatest army in the world" when they had only budgeted to feed the northmen
Winterfell 14:50 Praised Queen Sansa Stark "Lady of WInterfell, that has a nice ring to it"
Winterfell 14:59 Teased by Queen Sansa Stark "So does 'Hand of the Queen', depending on the Queen"
Winterfell 15:01 Teased by Queen Sansa Stark Considers the death of Tyrion's (shit head) nephew at his own wedding, one of the highlights of the affair
Winterfell 15:25 Praised Queen Sansa Stark "Many underestimated you, most of them are dead now"
Winterfell 15:30 Insulted by Queen Sansa Stark "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive"
Winterfell 30:44 Teased Lord Davos Seaworth "Beats an onion anyway" in reference to liking the Karstarks sigil
Winterfell 31:01 Advised by Lord Davos Seaworth "The Northmen are loyal to Jon Snow, not to her (Daenerys)"
Winterfell 31:31 Advised by Lord Davos Seaworth "A proposal is what I'm proposing"
Winterfell 31:52 Teased Lord Davos Seaworth "I'm not that old, not as old as him"
Winterfell 32:07 Advised by Lord Varys "The Spider" "Respect is how young people keep you at a distance"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 04:28 Acted dishonorably By trusting Cersei when obviously no one should, he has weakened Daenerys' position
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 04:28 Appeared in the episode
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 04:59 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Your Grace, I know my brother -- " / "Like you knew your sister?"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 05:08 Praised Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Sticks up for Jaime
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 08:50 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Whiche ither makes you a traitor or a fool." / "I was a fool" / "Not for the first time"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 09:00 Threatened by Queen Daenerys Targaryen She will find a better Hand if he does not begin serving her better
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 09:07 Dropped a witty line "I suspect one of you will be wearing this before it's all over"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 13:55 Dropped a witty line "And the masses rejoice"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 14:10 Gave advice to Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Talks about how eventually Daenerys will be accepted by the Northmen
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 14:23 Acted honorably Owns his recent strategical mistakes and takes the blame
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 14:47 Advised by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "She's always been good at using the truth to tell lies. I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. She's fooled me more than anybody"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 14:56 Gave advice to Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "She never fooled you, you always knew exactly what she was, and you loved her anyway"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 15:26 Teased by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Finishes Tyrion's joke about how he wants to die (yay callbacks!)
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 15:45 Dropped a witty line A little dark joke about Cersei not getting the satisfaction of killing him. Then continues the bit about becoming undead and killing her
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 18:51 Praised by Ser Jorah Mormont Tyrion is the correct person to be Hand of the Queen
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 20:31 Praised by Queen Sansa Stark Tyrion was always kind to her and is a good man
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 30:32 Displayed bravery Wants to fight in the battle even though Daenerys wants him in the crypts
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 30:34 Praised by Queen Daenerys Targaryen You're a thinker not a fighter babe
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 32:07 Dropped a witty line "If only we were trapped in a castle in the middle of winter, with nowhere to go"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 35:50 Poured an alcoholic drink For himself
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 35:50 Poured an alcoholic drink For Ser Jaime
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 35:58 Took an alcoholic drink Wine
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 36:10 Dropped a witty line Jokes about how mortified their father would be knowing his sons were about to die defending WInterfell
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 36:34 Dropped a witty line Gets nostalgic about the first time they were at Winterfell and how much better everything was back then
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 37:10 Dropped a witty line "The perils of self betterment"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 37:14 Took an alcoholic drink Jaime doesn't actually drink
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 37:27 Took an alcoholic drink Jokes about the decor and poor quality of the wine
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 37:30 Poured an alcoholic drink
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 37:55 Poured an alcoholic drink for Podrick
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 46:18 Dropped a witty line "I think we might live"
The Long Night 04:29 Appeared in the episode
The Long Night 22:38 Took an alcoholic drink
The Long Night 32:07 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" "And got your face cut in half"
The Long Night 32:15 Advised by Queen Sansa Stark "You'd diem there's nothing you can do"
The Long Night 32:30 Dropped a witty line "I could think of no organization less suited to my talents"
The Long Night 32:31 Advised by Queen Sansa Stark ""Witty remarks won't make a difference"
The Long Night 32:32 Took an alcoholic drink From large wineskin
The Long Night 32:57 Teased by Queen Sansa Stark "Maybe we should have stayed married" / "You were the best of them."
The Long Night 33:01 Dropped a witty line "What a terrifying thought" (that he was Sansa's best husband)
The Long Night 33:14 Advised by Queen Sansa Stark Tyrion's split loyalties with Daenerys is why they would never work as a couple
The Long Night 50:57 Took an alcoholic drink
The Long Night 69:06 Displayed affection with Queen Sansa Stark We're gonna die but yer cute
The Last of the Starks 05:53 Appeared in the episode
The Last of the Starks 13:00 Teased by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "See, you're not the only one who's clever"
The Last of the Starks 14:13 Poured an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 14:13 Gave advice to Lord Davos Seaworth "I don't imagine thinking about that subject will leave you any happier than before"
The Last of the Starks 14:20 Teased Lord Davos Seaworth "Then you're in luck. We may have to defeated them, but we still have us to contend with."
The Last of the Starks 14:29 Took an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 14:35 Teased by Lord Davos Seaworth "Thank you, I feel much better"
The Last of the Starks 14:51 Praised King Bran "the Broken" Stark "This is clever, even better than the saddle I designed for you"
The Last of the Starks 15:09 Praised King Bran "the Broken" Stark "You know our history better than anyone"
The Last of the Starks 15:42 Advised by King Bran "the Broken" Stark "You shouldn't envy me. Mostly I live in the past."
The Last of the Starks 16:37 Took an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 16:51 Issued a command to Lord Commander of the Kingsguard Brienne of Tarth "Drink!"
The Last of the Starks 16:55 Teased Lord Commander of the Kingsguard Brienne of Tarth "Because it's my game"
The Last of the Starks 17:05 Issued a command to Lord Commander of the Kingsguard Brienne of Tarth "Drink!"
The Last of the Starks 18:58 Issued a command by Lord Commander of the Kingsguard Brienne of Tarth "Wrong wrong wrong! Drink!"
The Last of the Starks 18:59 Took an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 19:06 Issued a command by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "Drink"
The Last of the Starks 19:07 Took an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 19:14 Teased Lord Commander of the Kingsguard Brienne of Tarth "No!"
The Last of the Starks 20:31 Poured an alcoholic drink "Pours his drink into Tormund's"
The Last of the Starks 34:41 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside
The Last of the Starks 36:22 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Land vs Sea trip breakdown
The Last of the Starks 39:59 Dropped a witty line Happy that you finally have to climb for it
The Last of the Starks 40:10 Took an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 40:22 Teased Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" What's she like down there
The Last of the Starks 40:31 Teased by Lord Bronn of the Blackwater Pair of tall blonde toughs
The Last of the Starks 40:53 Insulted by Lord Bronn of the Blackwater You're both a pair of C's
The Last of the Starks 41:08 Threatened by Lord Bronn of the Blackwater I will belt you
The Last of the Starks 41:11 Injured by Lord Bronn of the Blackwater Punches him in the nose
The Last of the Starks 42:15 Acted honorably Honors his old deal with Bronn (at least in word)
The Last of the Starks 46:05 Dropped a witty line Sees through Sansa's dislike
The Last of the Starks 46:40 Gave advice to Queen Sansa Stark "You'll be the true power"
The Last of the Starks 47:49 Praised Queen Daenerys Targaryen She wants to make the world better
The Last of the Starks 52:49 Dropped a witty line She'll lose the North
The Last of the Starks 53:21 Dropped a witty line That never stopped a Targaryen
The Last of the Starks 56:52 Injured by Unnamed Human Mast to the head from one of the bolts
The Last of the Starks 60:42 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Offer to negotiate with Cersei
The Last of the Starks 61:37 Dropped a witty line How could she not believe in destiny
The Last of the Starks 62:19 Poured an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 62:22 Acted honorably Warns Varys not to talk treason
The Last of the Starks 62:39 Took an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 62:45 Dropped a witty line I don't think a wang is a qualification
The Last of the Starks 62:47 Took an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 63:13 Acted honorably Continues to try to find a way to peacefully resolve this
The Last of the Starks 63:17 Took an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 63:31 Insulted Lord Varys "The Spider" How many kings have you served? You flip flopper
The Last of the Starks 63:45 Praised Queen Daenerys Targaryen I believe in our queen
The Last of the Starks 64:50 Acted honorably Continues to stick up for Dany
The Last of the Starks 71:45 Acted honorably Tries to avoid bloodshed of innocents
The Last of the Starks 72:49 Displayed bravery Walks up to talk to Cersei
The Last of the Starks 73:39 Displayed bravery Holds still while Cersei aims at him
The Last of the Starks 73:41 Learned of positive development Learns Cersei will not kill him
The Last of the Starks 74:13 Insulted Queen Cersei Lannister You don't care about your people
The Last of the Starks 74:35 Praised Queen Cersei Lannister You've always loved your children
The Last of the Starks 77:40 Learned of negative development His peaceful compromising has failed
The Bells 06:19 Appeared in the episode
The Bells 08:21 Learned of negative development Clearly realizes what went down between his BFF and Jon Snow
The Bells 09:37 Learned of negative development His Queen very quickly figured out that he told Varys
The Bells 10:14 Acted honorably Admits that telling Varys before Daenerys was a mistake
The Bells 10:25 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen Implies that he was manipulated by Sansa into spreading secrets
The Bells 10:48 Acted honorably Stands by his buddy Varys, despite the implications of that
The Bells 11:09 Learned of negative development Realizes that Varys is as good as dead
The Bells 13:17 Acted honorably Admits to Varys that he informed the Queen
The Bells 13:51 Acted honorably Puts his hand on his old friend's arm
The Bells 18:50 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Tells her not to destroy King's Landing as there are thousands of innocent people there
The Bells 18:56 Advised by Queen Daenerys Targaryen The Queen helps those who help themselves
The Bells 19:01 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen "They're afraid. Anyone who resists Cercei will see his family butchered. You can't expect them to be heroes."
The Bells 19:14 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen "What does it matter whose fault it is? Thousands of children will die if the city burns."
The Bells 19:29 Advised by Queen Daenerys Targaryen Informs him that mercy towards future generations might necessitate some dying now
The Bells 19:39 Learned of negative development Realizes that he really is not being listened to.
The Bells 19:48 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Last ditch effort: suggests that if the armies ring the bells then the city is hers
The Bells 20:34 Learned of negative development Leaves unsure if she'll listen to him or not, but we know that she doesn't
The Bells 20:43 Learned of negative development Learns from his Queen that Jaime hasn't abandoned Cersei
The Bells 21:00 Threatened by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "The next time you fail me, will be the last time you fail me." Not Tyrion's day.
The Bells 22:34 Advised by Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th They cannot attack until daybreak at the earliest despite the Queen's wishes to begin the assault immediately
The Bells 24:07 Insulted by Unnamed Human An Unsullied guard lets Tyrion struggle with Valyrian for a while before informing him that he spoke the Common Tongue
The Bells 24:24 Issued a command to Unnamed Human Leave him alone with the prisoner (Jaime)
The Bells 24:24 Insulted Unnamed Human Harangues him for not respecting his authority immediately because he is Hand of the Queen
The Bells 25:03 Teased Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "Did you consider taking it off?" (After Jaime raises his golden hand as answer to why he was captured)
The Bells 25:20 Gave advice to Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Cersei is dead, unless you can convince her to change her course of action
The Bells 25:38 Acted honorably Letting Cersei escape is motivated by saving the citizens of King's Landing not putting his family before his Queen
The Bells 25:58 Advised by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Cersei and Jaime's unborn baby is the reason she will never give an inch, not the reason she would consider fleeing like Tyrion believes
The Bells 26:41 Gave advice to Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Describes a way for Jaime and Cersei to escape through the tunnel where Bronn took Jaime to meet Tyrion in the dungeons
The Bells 28:07 Displayed bravery Willing to be executed for betraying Daenerys if it means that the people of Kings Landing will be safe
The Bells 28:47 Praised Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster
The Bells 28:59 Displayed affection with Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Embrace for the last time
The Bells 33:02 Issued a command to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th If the bells ring they've surrended, call off your men
The Bells 45:59 Learned of positive development The bells begin to ring, he gets what he wanted. The smallfolk won't be slaughtered
The Bells 47:23 Learned of negative development His faith in Daenerys was misplaced, she won't spare the smallfolk of King's Landing
The Iron Throne 05:11 Appeared in the episode
The Iron Throne 07:11 Advised by Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "It's not safe"
The Iron Throne 12:34 Learned of negative development Discovers Jaime's body
The Iron Throne 13:01 Acted honorably Found his siblings remains
The Iron Throne 13:33 Learned of negative development Discovers Cersei's body
The Iron Throne 20:03 Displayed bravery Returns to Daenerys instead of fleeing after freeing Jaime during the Burningof King's Landing
The Iron Throne 20:38 Insulted Queen Daenerys Targaryen "I freed my brother. And you slaughtered a city."
The Iron Throne 20:55 Acted honorably Steps down as Hand of the Queen
The Iron Throne 20:58 Insulted Queen Daenerys Targaryen Throws his Hand of the Queen pin down the stairs when he resigns
The Iron Throne 24:23 Acted honorably Acknowledges he did the wrong thing by betraying Varys and acknowledges the cruel irony of facing execution himself
The Iron Throne 24:44 Advised by Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "Is there life after death?" / "Not that I've seen"
The Iron Throne 24:48 Dropped a witty line "I should be thankful. Oblivion is the best I could hope for."
The Iron Throne 25:02 Praised by Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th Insists that Tyrion didn't betray their Queen
The Iron Throne 25:02 Displayed bravery "I did. and I would do it again now that I've seen what I've seen"
The Iron Throne 25:40 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "When she addressed her soldiers, did she sound like someone who was done fighting?"
The Iron Throne 26:00 Insulted by Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th Points out that while she is a genocidal conqueror, Tyrion was advising her up until this point. He is not blameless
The Iron Throne 26:38 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "My father was evil, my sister was evil. Pile up all the bodies they are responsible for in their lives and it wouldn't be half as many as our beautiful queen slaughtered in a single day"
The Iron Throne 26:56 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "Would you have done it (burn everything)?"
The Iron Throne 27:56 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th Does the Westerosi equivalent of the "First they came for the..." poem
The Iron Throne 29:25 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "I konw you love yer, I love her too. Not as successfully as you..."
The Iron Throne 30:22 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "Sometimes, duty is the death of love"
The Iron Throne 30:31 Praised Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "You are the shield that guards the realms of men. And you've always tried to do the right thing"
The Iron Throne 30:57 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing"
The Iron Throne 31:53 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "And your sisters. Do you see them bending the knee?"
The Iron Throne 32:18 Issued a command to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "She doesn't get to choose" / "No, but you do. And you have to choose now."
The Iron Throne 48:20 Issued a command by Grey Worm "You are not here to speak"
The Iron Throne 48:40 Gave advice to Grey Worm "Jon committed his crime here, his fate is for our king to decide"
The Iron Throne 48:54 Gave advice to Bronze Yohn Royce "We don't have a King or Queen" / "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one"
The Iron Throne 51:43 Acted honorably Doesn't want the throne, acknowledges he would be the worst choice
The Iron Throne 52:31 Praised King Bran "the Broken" Stark Proposes that Bran is the best choice to be King
The Iron Throne 53:38 Praised King Bran "the Broken" Stark "Who better to lead us into the future?"
The Iron Throne 53:50 Gave advice to Queen Sansa Stark "Sons of kings can be cruel... as you well know."
The Iron Throne 54:01 Gave advice to Grey Worm "That is the wheel our Queen wanted to break"
The Iron Throne 57:18 Praised King Bran "the Broken" Stark "All hail Bran the Broken... titles titles"
The Iron Throne 57:38 Issued a command by King Bran "the Broken" Stark "You will be my hand"
The Iron Throne 58:51 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "The world will always need a home for bastards and broken men"
The Iron Throne 59:40 Praised Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "What we did" (was right)
The Iron Throne 59:55 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "Ask me again in 10 years"
The Iron Throne 60:32 Dropped a witty line "I wouldn't be so sure, a few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world"
The Iron Throne 68:14 Learned of positive development Begins serving as the Hand of the King for Bran
The Iron Throne 70:15 Teased by Grandmaester Samwell Tarly "I don't believe you're mentioned" (in reference to Tyrion's omission from A Song of Ice and Fire)
The Iron Throne 71:43 Praised King Bran "the Broken" Stark "We serve at your pleasure King Bran... titles titles"
The Iron Throne 71:53 Dropped a witty line "That will improve"
The Iron Throne 72:16 Completed a long personal quest He has fully repaid his debt to Bronn
The Iron Throne 72:19 Dropped a witty line "It is time to start incurring a new one (debt)"
The Iron Throne 73:00 Issued a command to Grandmaester Samwell Tarly Find the best builders and get to work fixing the sewers