• Species

    Human

  • House

    Lannister

  • Status

    Alive

  • Points Last Season

    555

  • Episodes Appeared In

    62

  • Rookie Season

    1

  • Bio

    Tywin Lannister's youngest son, a dwarf known as the Halfman and the Imp

Sun, Jun 5, 2016
After taking last week off, I expect Tyrion to have another excellent week assuming the Queen and her new army of Dothraki return to Meereen. He's been a top scorer every season of the Fantasy League of Ice and Fire's history and that will continue to be the case unless Cersei finally gets her mitts on her little brother.
Wed, May 11, 2016
He had a bad week, Grey Worm hit him with that killer burn and he couldn't drink his way to a higher point total. He will continue to drink and know things going forward.
Thu, May 5, 2016
Tyrion touched a dragon and only shit his pants a little. He's the #2 scorer and will probably regain the top spot next week (unless Melisandre brings someone else back from the dead...)
Tue, Apr 12, 2016
After a season on the run before arriving in Meereen life is only going to be more difficult for Tyrion. He's now the ruler pro tempore while Danaerys is off discovering how to get her groove back. Always good for a few sick burns in any scene he appears in. Could potentially score some points knocking off a few Sons of the Harpy too.
Episode Event Note
The Red Woman 34:00 Insulted Lord Varys "The Spider" "Because you don't have a cock."
The Red Woman 34:00 Displayed bravery "We cannot fix the city from high in the pyramid."
The Red Woman 34:00 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" "I used to steal from men like you."
The Red Woman 34:00 Appeared in the episode
The Red Woman 35:00 Displayed bravery Shows kindness to poor woman, even though he gets it wrong.
The Red Woman 36:00 Displayed bravery "We can't fight an enemy we don't know."
Home 24:00 Displayed cowardice Everything is wrong with the city he was supposed to be running.
Home 24:00 Appeared in the episode
Home 24:00 Insulted Lord Varys "The Spider" Dick joke
Home 24:00 Took an alcoholic drink
Home 25:00 Displayed bravery "It's what I do. I drink and I know things"
Home 25:00 Poured an alcoholic drink
Home 25:00 Took an alcoholic drink
Home 25:00 Finished an alcoholic drink
Home 25:00 Displayed bravery Was the expert on dragons.
Home 26:00 Displayed bravery Bravely approaches the dragons in captivity.
Home 26:00 Finished an alcoholic drink
Home 28:00 Displayed bravery Successfully frees the dragons.
Oathbreaker 28:53 Appeared in the episode
Oathbreaker 29:20 Finished an alcoholic drink
Oathbreaker 29:47 Displayed bravery Invents a wise man quote on the spot
Oathbreaker 30:00 Poured an alcoholic drink
Oathbreaker 30:15 Insulted by Grey Worm "Games are for children."
Oathbreaker 30:23 Took an alcoholic drink
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Appeared in the episode
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Insulted by Yezzan zo Qaggaz
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Insulted by Missandei of Naath "And how many days were you a slave?"
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" Gave him the ol' "you got served" look
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Insulted Grey Worm "How has the military approach been working?"
Book of the Stranger 16:00 Displayed bravery "We make peace with our enemies, not our friends"
Book of the Stranger 17:00 Displayed bravery Made an offer of peace to the Masters
Book of the Stranger 17:00 Insulted Yezzan zo Qaggaz "I was born richer than all of you"
Book of the Stranger 18:00 Insulted Yezzan zo Qaggaz "Fine, fine but you'll do it all the same"
Book of the Stranger 18:00 Displayed bravery Gave the masters prositutes
Book of the Stranger 19:00 Displayed bravery Spoke terrible Valyrian
Book of the Stranger 19:00 Insulted Yezzan zo Qaggaz "See if it isn't as good as before"
Book of the Stranger 19:00 Insulted by Missandei of Naath "Perhaps I should translate for you"
Book of the Stranger 22:00 Insulted by Grey Worm "My loyalty is to the Queen, not you"
Book of the Stranger 22:00 Displayed bravery "I trust their self interest"
Book of the Stranger 23:00 Displayed bravery "Their contempt is their weakness"
The Door 33:00 Poured an alcoholic drink
The Door 33:00 Appeared in the episode
The Door 33:00 Displayed bravery Has a plan for the city
The Door 35:00 Took an alcoholic drink
The Door 36:00 Displayed bravery "Ideally, not too many of her followers will be burned"
No One 12:56 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" Is it?
No One 12:56 Appeared in the episode
No One 13:01 Displayed bravery Very pleased with himself based on the success of his plan so far
No One 13:07 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" Shaving with a straight razor can still cut your throat
No One 13:12 Insulted Lord Varys "The Spider" Spoken like a man who has never had to shave
No One 13:26 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" If I don't return, you'll know I was wrong
No One 13:49 Insulted by Lord Varys "The Spider" Can't be seen with the most famous dwarf in the city
No One 13:58 Displayed bravery The most famous dwarf in the world
No One 28:45 Took an alcoholic drink
No One 28:46 Finished an alcoholic drink
No One 29:00 Poured an alcoholic drink
No One 29:01 Poured an alcoholic drink
No One 29:07 Insulted Missandei of Naath How come neither of you drink?
No One 29:07 Insulted Grey Worm How come neither of you drink?
No One 29:09 Insulted by Grey Worm Refuses to drink with Tyrion
No One 29:33 Insulted Missandei of Naath That's how you know its working
No One 29:52 Displayed bravery Toasts their queen
No One 29:53 Took an alcoholic drink
No One 29:56 Finished an alcoholic drink
No One 30:11 Poured an alcoholic drink
No One 30:26 Displayed bravery The Imp's Delight vineyard
No One 30:27 Took an alcoholic drink
No One 31:19 Displayed bravery Tells a bad joke
No One 31:50 Took an alcoholic drink
No One 46:05 Displayed bravery Admits his plan was bad and he was wrong about the Masters
No One 46:12 Insulted by Grey Worm Tells Tyrion to shut up
No One 46:17 Insulted by Grey Worm Tells Tyrion he doesn't know how to lead the army
Battle of the Bastards 05:00 Displayed cowardice Clearly not in control
Battle of the Bastards 05:00 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "The city's on the rise?"
Battle of the Bastards 05:00 Appeared in the episode
Battle of the Bastards 06:00 Displayed bravery History buff
Battle of the Bastards 11:00 Displayed bravery "We love ships"
Battle of the Bastards 13:00 Displayed bravery "Tell your people what happened here"
Battle of the Bastards 29:00 Insulted Theon Greyjoy "How have things been going for you since then?"
Battle of the Bastards 29:00 Insulted Theon Greyjoy Agrees Theon is not fit to rule
The Winds of Winter 48:00 Appeared in the episode
The Winds of Winter 48:31 Displayed bravery Tries to comfort Dany about leaving Daario behind
The Winds of Winter 50:19 Displayed cowardice Gives speech about being cynical
The Winds of Winter 51:14 Displayed bravery Promoted to Hand of the Queen
Dragonstone 55:50 Appeared in the episode
Stormborn 05:00 Appeared in the episode
Stormborn 05:51 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen "You're not here to be queen of the ashes" and further advice
Stormborn 07:00 Acted honorably Comes to Varys' defense because he believes he is good and just
Stormborn 11:26 Dropped a witty line "Doesn't really roll off the tongue"
Stormborn 12:35 Praised King Jon Snow "I like Jon Snow"
Stormborn 12:39 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Jon Snow would make a valuable ally
Stormborn 12:57 Issued a command by Queen Daenerys Targaryen Orders Tyrion to send a raven north
Stormborn 13:45 Praised by Lady Sansa Stark "Tyrion's not like the other Lannisters." Kind of a low bar, but he'll take what he can get
Stormborn 22:40 Insulted by Ellaria Sand "If you're scared, crawl back to your hole."
Stormborn 22:46 Insulted Ellaria Sand "We don't poison little girls"
Stormborn 22:51 Insulted by Ellaria Sand "There are no innocent Lannisters"
Stormborn 22:55 Insulted by Ellaria Sand "My only regret is Oberyn died fighting for you"
Stormborn 23:08 Praised by Queen Daenerys Targaryen Quotes his advice
Stormborn 24:13 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Our army should be Westerosi" also devises the whole war plan
Stormborn 24:46 Teased by Lady Olenna Tyrell "So you're using our armies... why did you bring your own?"
The Queen's Justice 04:20 Appeared in the episode
The Queen's Justice 04:37 Teased King Jon Snow "The Bastard of Winterfell"
The Queen's Justice 04:38 Teased by King Jon Snow "The Dwarf of Casterly Rock"
The Queen's Justice 06:36 Dropped a witty line "Does Sansa miss me terribly?"
The Queen's Justice 06:47 Praised Lady Sansa Stark "She's much smarter than she lets on"
The Queen's Justice 07:04 Dropped a witty line "A long and bloody tale. To be honest, I was drunk."
The Queen's Justice 07:23 Teased King Jon Snow "Stark men don't fare well when they travel South"
The Queen's Justice 07:50 Dropped a witty line "I'd say you get used to them, but you never really do"
The Queen's Justice 14:00 Dropped a witty line "almost..."
The Queen's Justice 15:00 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Clarifies Jon's sentiment for Dany
The Queen's Justice 15:10 Praised King Jon Snow Doesn't think he's a liar or mad
The Queen's Justice 20:15 Learned of negative development Learns that his master plan has faltered
The Queen's Justice 35:00 Teased King Jon Snow "You're a lot better at brooding than I am"
The Queen's Justice 35:01 Dropped a witty line "You're making me think I'm failing at brooding over failure"
The Queen's Justice 36:11 Dropped a witty line "I trust the eyes of an honest man more than what everybody knows"
The Queen's Justice 36:30 Gave advice to King Jon Snow "People's minds aren't made for problems that large"
The Queen's Justice 37:13 Dropped a witty line "Children are not their fathers, luckily for all of us"
The Queen's Justice 37:38 Praised Queen Daenerys Targaryen "She protects people from monsters, just as you do"
The Queen's Justice 38:00 Gave advice to King Jon Snow He needs to ask something reasonable
The Queen's Justice 38:01 Acted honorably Offers to help Jon because he knows he is honorable, and it's the right thing to do
The Queen's Justice 38:30 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Advises Dany to help Jon with the Dragonglass
The Queen's Justice 39:00 Teased by Queen Daenerys Targaryen Calls him out for quoting himself
The Queen's Justice 52:10 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen You'd be alone for who knows how long
The Queen's Justice 52:50 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Describes with intimate detail what will happen
The Queen's Justice 53:50 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Describes his plan of attack in the sewars
The Queen's Justice 54:40 Dropped a witty line "Give me 10 good men..."
The Queen's Justice 55:17 Praised Queen Daenerys Targaryen "They will be fighting for you" so they will win
The Spoils of War 26:26 Appeared in the episode
The Spoils of War 27:19 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Your 'strategy' has lost us..."
The Spoils of War 27:43 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Tyrion tells Dany not to go into battle herself
The Spoils of War 27:44 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen Ignores Tyron's advice
The Spoils of War 46:19 Insulted by Qhono "Your people can't fight"
The Spoils of War 49:25 Insulted Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "you f*cking idiot"
Eastwatch 05:50 Appeared in the episode
Eastwatch 08:21 Insulted Lord Randyll Tarly "She wasn't your queen until recently, though, was she?"
Eastwatch 08:29 Insulted Lord Randyll Tarly "So it appears your allegiance is somewhat flexible"
Eastwatch 08:29 Insulted Queen Cersei Lannister "Murdered her rightful Queen and destroyed House Tyrell for all time"
Eastwatch 08:48 Insulted by Lord Randyll Tarly "You on the other hand, murdered your own father"
Eastwatch 09:08 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Perhaps he could take the Black, your Grace"
Eastwatch 09:51 Gave advice to Dickon Tarley "You are the future of your house... bend the knee"
Eastwatch 10:23 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen She is not listening to his advice anymore
Eastwatch 23:38 Took an alcoholic drink
Eastwatch 23:47 Took an alcoholic drink 2nd Drink
Eastwatch 23:57 Took an alcoholic drink 3rd Drink
Eastwatch 24:02 Advised by Lord Varys "The Spider" "I was only a purveyor of information... I wasn't burning them alive"
Eastwatch 24:40 Poured an alcoholic drink
Eastwatch 24:48 Advised by Lord Varys "The Spider" "You need to find a way to make her listen"
Eastwatch 25:02 Dropped a witty line "What's it say?"
Eastwatch 26:08 Gave advice to King Jon Snow Bring the dead to Cersei
Eastwatch 26:42 Advised by Lord Varys "The Spider" It would be impossible to guarantee their safety on the off chance Cersei even granted them an audience
Eastwatch 26:50 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen Cersei only listens to Jaime, so he needs to meet with Jaime and convince hiim
Eastwatch 31:38 Dropped a witty line "Last time I was hear I killed my father..."
Eastwatch 31:39 Teased by Ser Davos Seaworth "Last time I was hear you killed my Son" and somehow not in an insulting way
Eastwatch 33:18 Praised Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Praises his battle plan for defeating him
Eastwatch 33:30 Threatened by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "If I ever saw you again I'd cut you in half"
Eastwatch 33:34 Dropped a witty line "It'll take you a while with a sparring sword"
Eastwatch 34:00 Gave advice to Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" Daenerys will win the war
Eastwatch 39:53 Dropped a witty line "Fish hook. Some men you just can't teach"
Eastwatch 45:38 Teased Ser Jorah Mormont "Nobody glowers quite like you"
Eastwatch 46:06 Praised Ser Jorah Mormont "Our queen needs you"
Beyond The Wall 19:42 Praised by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Do you know what I like about you? You're not a hero"
Beyond The Wall 19:42 Appeared in the episode
Beyond The Wall 20:24 Teased Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Oh, I suppose he gazes at you lovingly because he longs for a successful military alliance"
Beyond The Wall 20:35 Praised by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "I know you're brave. I wouldn't have chosen a coward for my hand"
Beyond The Wall 21:32 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen No traps
Beyond The Wall 22:52 Insulted Queen Daenerys Targaryen You have been known to be impulsive
Beyond The Wall 23:12 Threatened by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "One could be forgiven for thinking you're taking your family's side in this debate"
Beyond The Wall 45:21 Gave advice to Queen Daenerys Targaryen "You can't win the throne if you're dead"
Beyond The Wall 45:46 Insulted by Queen Daenerys Targaryen "You told me to do nothing before. I'm not doing nothing again."
The Dragon and the Wolf 07:39 Appeared in the episode
The Dragon and the Wolf 12:15 Dropped a witty line "I don't think I'm anyone's lord anymore, Podrick"
The Dragon and the Wolf 12:45 Teased by Ser Bronn of the Blackwater "I put yourself at risk. Important difference"
The Dragon and the Wolf 13:15 Praised Ser Bronn of the Blackwater "It's good to see you again" "Yeah, you too"
The Dragon and the Wolf 15:13 Insulted by Sandor "The Hound" Clegane "Seems every bad idea has some Lannister cunt behind it"
The Dragon and the Wolf 15:17 Dropped a witty line "And some Clegane cunt to help see it through"
The Dragon and the Wolf 19:28 Insulted by King Euron Greyjoy "I think we ought to deal with larger concerns" "Then why are you here?"
The Dragon and the Wolf 19:42 Insulted King Euron Greyjoy "He explained it at the end. Never explain. It always ruins it"
The Dragon and the Wolf 19:49 Insulted by King Euron Greyjoy Talks about how dwarfs are killed at birth on the Iron Islands as a mercy for the parents
The Dragon and the Wolf 20:41 Dropped a witty line "We are perfectly capable of waging war without meeting face to face"
The Dragon and the Wolf 20:45 Teased by Queen Cersei Lannister Kumbaya? LOL no
The Dragon and the Wolf 22:08 Gave advice to Queen Cersei Lannister "There is no conversation that will undo the last 50 years. We have something to show you."
The Dragon and the Wolf 29:51 Insulted King Jon Snow "Have you ever considered learning to lie? Just a bit?"
The Dragon and the Wolf 30:20 Insulted King Jon Snow "The more immediate problem is we're fucked"
The Dragon and the Wolf 30:31 Displayed bravery Goes to speak with his sister alone in an attempt to salvage the summit
The Dragon and the Wolf 30:43 Dropped a witty line "I could have stayed in my cell and saved a great deal of trouble"
The Dragon and the Wolf 32:09 Dropped a witty line "I'm about to step into a room with the most murderous woman in the world... Who's an idiot"
The Dragon and the Wolf 32:37 Praised by Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "I suppose we should say good-bye One idiot to another"
The Dragon and the Wolf 33:27 Insulted by Queen Cersei Lannister "She's your type of woman, a foreign whore who doesn't know her place"
The Dragon and the Wolf 34:15 Insulted by Queen Cersei Lannister "Oh poor little man. Your papa was mean to you."
The Dragon and the Wolf 34:55 Manipulated Queen Cersei Lannister "I will always be a threat. So put an end to me"
The Dragon and the Wolf 35:45 Poured an alcoholic drink His glass
The Dragon and the Wolf 35:49 Took an alcoholic drink
The Dragon and the Wolf 35:50 Finished an alcoholic drink
The Dragon and the Wolf 36:01 Poured an alcoholic drink Cersei's glass
The Dragon and the Wolf 36:31 Praised King Tommen Baratheon "I don't care. I loved them."
The Dragon and the Wolf 36:38 Poured an alcoholic drink Tyrion's second glass
The Dragon and the Wolf 36:45 Took an alcoholic drink
The Dragon and the Wolf 37:21 Praised Queen Daenerys Targaryen "Because I think she will make the world a better place."
The Dragon and the Wolf 37:30 Praised Queen Daenerys Targaryen "She chose an advisor who would check her worst impulses instead of feeding them."
The Dragon and the Wolf 37:33 Insulted Queen Cersei Lannister "That's the difference between you"
The Dragon and the Wolf 72:05 Learned of negative development Knows what's going on and thinks it's bad