• Species

    Human

  • House

    Wildling

  • Status

    Alive

  • Points Last Season

    1080

  • Episodes Appeared In

    31

  • Rookie Season

    3

  • Bio

    Chief among Jon Snow's wildling allies

Sun, Jun 5, 2016
We're all still shipping Tormund and Brienne
Wed, May 11, 2016
No fighting in the North this week, but Tormund managed to have the funniest line in the episode. Gotta love a tiny dick joke coming from the man with the largest member north or south of the Wall.
Wed, Apr 13, 2016
Tormund has two things going for him this season: 1) Proximity to the Wall 2) His enormous penis. Both of these factors give him a high floor every episode he appears in, there will be plenty of things to kill and even more downtime between battles where you can expect him to spend his time being romantic af to all the wildling ladies
Episode Event Note
Home 12:00 Attacked Unnamed Human
Home 12:00 Killed Unnamed Human Hack and slash
Home 12:00 Appeared in the episode
Home 12:00 Displayed bravery Invaded Castle Black!
Oathbreaker 09:52 Appeared in the episode
Oathbreaker 10:14 Insulted Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "What kind of god would have a pecker that small?"
Book of the Stranger 50:00 Displayed bravery Eye-fucked Brienne
Book of the Stranger 50:00 Appeared in the episode
The Door 46:00 Displayed bravery Do me eyes
The Door 46:00 Appeared in the episode
The Broken Man 15:00 Displayed bravery Stands up for Jon
The Broken Man 15:00 Appeared in the episode
The Broken Man 16:00 Insulted Unnamed Human Stands up for Jon again
The Broken Man 17:00 Displayed bravery "We're not clever like you southerners"
Battle of the Bastards 14:00 Appeared in the episode
Battle of the Bastards 18:00 Displayed bravery Counsel
Battle of the Bastards 22:00 Displayed bravery "Yes, there's hope"
Battle of the Bastards 24:00 Displayed bravery "Happy sh*tting!"
Battle of the Bastards 38:00 Displayed bravery Charge!
Battle of the Bastards 44:00 Displayed bravery "Hey!"
Battle of the Bastards 44:00 Killed Unnamed Human Saves Jon!
Battle of the Bastards 45:00 Attacked Unnamed Human Attacks line
Battle of the Bastards 46:00 Killed Unnamed Human Gut stab
Battle of the Bastards 46:00 Injured by Unnamed Human Arm slash
Battle of the Bastards 48:00 Fought Smalljon Umber
Battle of the Bastards 49:00 Injured by Smalljon Umber Head smash
Battle of the Bastards 50:00 Killed Smalljon Umber Neck chomp. Stab.
Battle of the Bastards 51:00 Displayed bravery Chases Ramsay
Dragonstone 14:17 Appeared in the episode
Dragonstone 14:36 Issued a command by Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th Commands Tormund to occupy Eastwatch by the Sea
Dragonstone 14:36 Displayed bravery Accepts command of Eastwatch by the Sea
Dragonstone 14:36 Dropped a witty line He's the Night's Watch now
Dragonstone 37:51 Dropped a witty line Wildling equivalent of flirting
Eastwatch 54:50 Appeared in the episode
Eastwatch 54:50 Teased Lord Davos Seaworth "Isn't it your job to talk him out of stupid fucking ideas like this?"
Eastwatch 54:50 Teased Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th Says his idea is "fucking stupid"
Eastwatch 55:32 Teased Lord Davos Seaworth Agrees that Davos is a liability
Eastwatch 56:55 Insulted Ser Jorah Mormont "You're a fucking Mormont?"
Eastwatch 57:03 Insulted by Ser Jorah Mormont "You returned the favor as I recall"
Eastwatch 58:48 Displayed bravery Heads out from the Eastwatch gate North of the Wall
Beyond The Wall 04:27 Appeared in the episode
Beyond The Wall 04:52 Dropped a witty line "Down south the air smells like pig shit"
Beyond The Wall 04:57 Teased Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th Winterfell ain't the North!
Beyond The Wall 05:08 Dropped a witty line "Walking's good, fighting's better, fucking's best.
Beyond The Wall 05:12 Teased Lord Gendry Baratheon "We have to make due with what we've got."
Beyond The Wall 05:21 Teased Lord Gendry Baratheon "This one's maybe not so smart"
Beyond The Wall 05:29 Teased Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "Smart people don't come up here looking for the dead"
Beyond The Wall 05:58 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th Asks Jon how many people died because Mance wouldn't bend the knee
Beyond The Wall 15:41 Teased Sandor "The Hound" Clegane "They told me you were mean."
Beyond The Wall 15:46 Teased by Sandor "The Hound" Clegane "I don't give two shits about Wildlings. Gingers I hate."
Beyond The Wall 15:50 Dropped a witty line "Gingers are beautiful! We are kissed by fire."
Beyond The Wall 15:53 Teased by Sandor "The Hound" Clegane *swat* Don't point at me
Beyond The Wall 15:53 Teased Sandor "The Hound" Clegane "Just like you!"
Beyond The Wall 16:06 Teased Sandor "The Hound" Clegane "And ever since you've been mean."
Beyond The Wall 16:23 Teased by Sandor "The Hound" Clegane "I bet you do [like dick]"
Beyond The Wall 17:07 Dropped a witty line "I'm good at killing people"
Beyond The Wall 26:56 Displayed bravery Charges at the bear wight with a fearsome scream
Beyond The Wall 26:59 Attacked Unnamed Bear Wight Swings his halberd at the creature
Beyond The Wall 27:00 Attacked by Unnamed Bear Wight Another used tissue
Beyond The Wall 33:30 Fought Wight Meets his halberd with a wight's sword
Beyond The Wall 34:11 Attacked Wight Swift punch to the face
Beyond The Wall 34:30 Attacked Wight Really seems to enjoy punching this thing
Beyond The Wall 35:15 Learned of positive development +1 Hammer
Beyond The Wall 48:02 Fought Wight Exchanging blows with a wight
Beyond The Wall 48:03 Killed Wight Kills the wight he was fighting with
Beyond The Wall 48:04 Killed Wight ...and another one just for kicks
Beyond The Wall 48:23 Killed Wight Background kill
Beyond The Wall 48:24 Killed Wight Another background kill
Beyond The Wall 48:39 Killed Wight Hulk smash
Beyond The Wall 48:40 Killed Wight Another kill
Beyond The Wall 48:41 Killed Wight A third kill in a row
Beyond The Wall 48:42 Killed Wight "I'm good at killing people" yeah right. You're good at killing wights too, showoff
Beyond The Wall 48:43 Killed Wight Literally 5 kills in 5 seconds
Beyond The Wall 48:46 Killed Wight Tormund was the Bane of that Wight's existence
Beyond The Wall 48:59 Killed Wight It's Tormund's turn
Beyond The Wall 49:00 Killed Wight Tormund just had to sneak a second one in there
Beyond The Wall 49:02 Killed Wight Ditto
Beyond The Wall 49:05 Killed Wight Another for Mr. T!
Beyond The Wall 49:06 Attacked by Wight Jumps on his back
Beyond The Wall 49:07 Killed Wight Flips him and kills him (it?)
Beyond The Wall 49:50 Attacked by Wight grabs him
Beyond The Wall 49:52 Fought Wight Still grappling with the wight after 2 seconds. He should have killed him and 2 more by now.
Beyond The Wall 49:54 Killed Wight Kills the one he grappled with
Beyond The Wall 49:55 Attacked by Wight Another one grabs him
Beyond The Wall 49:56 Killed Wight He kills that one too
Beyond The Wall 49:57 Attacked by Wight Immediately gets body-slammed by a third
Beyond The Wall 49:58 Injured by Wight Gash to the head
Beyond The Wall 50:15 Fought Wight Fighting to remain on his feet
Beyond The Wall 50:22 Attacked by Wight The creatures from the cold lagoon
Beyond The Wall 50:36 Learned of positive development Saved! By the Hound! Who hates gingers!
Beyond The Wall 50:47 Killed Wight Kills one of the mob
Beyond The Wall 50:48 Killed Wight Somehow he gets two in this sequence
Beyond The Wall 50:49 Killed Wight His head hurts, his throat hurts, he's angry, and he's out to kill more wights
Beyond The Wall 51:24 Killed Wight Background kill
Beyond The Wall 51:29 Killed Wight Kill 2
Beyond The Wall 51:31 Killed Wight Kill 3
Beyond The Wall 51:33 Killed Wight Kill 4
Beyond The Wall 51:34 Killed Wight Kill 5
Beyond The Wall 51:35 Killed Wight Kill 6
Beyond The Wall 51:42 Killed Wight Took a quick peek at Jon, prettier than his daughters, then right back in it
Beyond The Wall 52:28 Learned of positive development OMG saved!
Beyond The Wall 56:01 Displayed bravery Please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times
The Dragon and the Wolf 76:20 Appeared in the episode
The Dragon and the Wolf 76:40 Dropped a witty line "Crows keep telling me I'll get used to it"
The Dragon and the Wolf 76:45 Learned of negative development The white walkers appear...
The Dragon and the Wolf 78:30 Ordered subordinates RUN!!!
Winterfell 49:39 Appeared in the episode
Winterfell 50:38 Displayed bravery Enters a castle that clearly has been attacked by the Army of the Dead
Winterfell 51:32 Dropped a witty line "Stay back he's got blue eyes" / "I've always had blue eyes!"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 27:45 Gave advice to Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th Informs Jon about the situation at Last Hearth and the army of the dead's estimated time of arrival
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 27:50 Dropped a witty line "The big woman still here?"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 31:13 Dropped a witty line We're all going to die. At least we get to die together. (Oh Tormund, you're such a flirt)
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 38:45 Teased Ser Jaime Lannister "The Kingslayer" "They call you King Killer"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 39:13 Dropped a witty line Tells a weird story about killing a giant at age 10 then drinking his wife's breastmilk.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 39:33 Took an alcoholic drink "Giants milk"
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 47:03 Praised Lord Commander of the Kingsguard Brienne of Tarth "Fuck tradition" (regarding why women can't be knights)
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 47:15 Praised Lord Commander of the Kingsguard Brienne of Tarth "I'm no king, but if I were, I'd knight you 10 times over"
The Long Night 06:49 Appeared in the episode
The Long Night 17:36 Attacked Wight Attacks the first wight he sees after watching a wave crash into the Unsullied
The Long Night 18:14 Killed Wight
The Long Night 19:59 Killed Wight
The Long Night 20:03 Killed Wight Stabs while staring up at storm
The Long Night 20:47 Killed Wight
The Long Night 21:08 Attacked Wight
The Long Night 23:31 Ordered subordinates Sounds the retreat
The Long Night 23:33 Killed Wight
The Long Night 26:30 Killed Wight On the run
The Long Night 28:57 Killed Wight
The Long Night 30:04 Killed Wight
The Long Night 39:09 Killed Wight
The Long Night 39:19 Killed Wight
The Long Night 40:10 Killed Wight
The Long Night 58:26 Killed Wight
The Long Night 61:40 Killed Wight
The Long Night 62:07 Learned of negative development Oh F all these new wights
The Long Night 66:22 Killed Wight
The Long Night 69:42 Killed Wight
The Long Night 71:16 Killed Wight
The Last of the Starks 05:53 Appeared in the episode
The Last of the Starks 15:53 Teased by Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "Vomiting is not celebrating"
The Last of the Starks 15:55 Teased Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "Yes it is"
The Last of the Starks 15:58 Praised Queen Daenerys Targaryen "To the dragon queen"
The Last of the Starks 16:10 Took an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 16:25 Took an alcoholic drink
The Last of the Starks 17:17 Teased by Lord Davos Seaworth "That's right, you did"
The Last of the Starks 17:21 Praised Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "That's why we all agreed to follow him. That's the kind of man he is"
The Last of the Starks 17:27 Teased Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "He's little..."
The Last of the Starks 17:29 Praised Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "...but he's strong. Strong enough to befriend an enemy and get murdered for him."
The Last of the Starks 17:38 Praised Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "Not this one!"
The Last of the Starks 17:42 Teased by Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "I didn't have much say in that"
The Last of the Starks 17:54 Praised Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "He keeps fighting"
The Last of the Starks 18:00 Teased Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "What kind of person climbs on a fucking dragon? A madman!"
The Last of the Starks 18:02 Praised Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "...or a king!
The Last of the Starks 20:02 Dropped a witty line "Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?"
The Last of the Starks 21:05 Learned of negative development Thinks he lost Brienne to Jaime, and [spoilers!] he ends up being correct
The Last of the Starks 21:10 Threatened by Sandor "The Hound" Clegane "Don't touch me"
The Last of the Starks 21:15 Teased Unnamed Human "Maybe you should be"
The Last of the Starks 21:30 Learned of positive development I guess a tavern wench will do
The Last of the Starks 48:29 Dropped a witty line Not riding a dragon south?
The Last of the Starks 48:40 Dropped a witty line You weigh as much as 2 flees doin the dirty
The Last of the Starks 49:45 Displayed affection with Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th Hugz
The Last of the Starks 49:50 Praised Jon Snow / Aegon Targaryen the 6th "You've got the North in you. The Real North" One of the best lines right there
The Iron Throne 74:06 Appeared in the episode